drove to New Brunswick. Harryâs shop was in a crummy neighborhood near the train station. There was a bus station too, and next to it was a place called the Terminal Bar. Some terminal-type guys gimped past in the wet, one of them an obvious wirehead. He was so far gone that he used a mechanical walker. You could see the bulge of his stim-unit under his overcoat.
âWhereâs Gerber Cybernetics?â I asked. âMan.â
âGug-ger-bub-ber? Ruh-hight thu-there. Man.â
The shop had a big plate-glass window, a dirty window crowded with junk: a plastic toad wearing a crown, an old cookie tin with cityscapes embossed on its sides, an out-of-date girlie calendar from the Rigid Tool Company, an oriental lamp, some listless houseplants, a coiled-up orange extensioncord, and a terrarium with a mean-looking little lizard in it. I squatted down to get a better look at the lizard. He was like a miniature Godzilla, with powerful rear legs and a long, toothy jaw. He looked as if heâd been in a fight recently, and seemed to be in some pain.
The letters GERBER APPLIANCE arced across the plate-glass window, but with the APPLIANCE only a pale, scraped-off shadow. In place of it, crudely brushed in, was the new designation: CYBERNETICS. I opened the door and entered, feeling like a twelve-year-old come to play with his best friendâs train set.
The front of the shop was cramped, with a waist-high counter. A partition behind the counter divided the store from the actual work area in the rear. A robot stood behind the counter, scanning me. It was a multipurpose Q-89, with the small, bullet-shaped head and the long, snaky arms.
âWhat can we do you for?â The machine was programmed to sound like a friendly old woman. Iâd talked to it on the phone.
âIâm Joe Fletcher. Mr. Gerberâs expecting me.â
âYou can call me Antie,â said the robot. âA-N-T-I-E. Harryâs in back.â
âThank you, Antie.â
Sheâwith the voice you had to think of Antie as femaleâstepped aside and I went through the door behind the counter. It was a regular workshop back there, with shelves of parts, a wall of tools, and a number of partially disassembled electronic devices. The resinous tang of solder smoke perfumed the air. I felt right at home.
Harry looked up from a robot torso and gave me a big smile. âFletcher! Itâs been a long time.â
âIâve been busy with the job and the wife, Harry. Great to see you.â I looked around the crowded workroom. âSo this is the Gerber family business, eh? You making any money?â
âYeah, some. But itâs boring. Iâm all alone here except for Antie.â
âWhy does she talk like an old woman?â
âMy mom did that. She programmed Antie to talk and act just like her . . . before she died. I keep meaning to change it, but I donât know, itâs sort of soothing.â Harry sighed and laid down his soldering ray. âBut what was that phone call of yours all about? Master of space and time?â
Before I could really start, Antie interrupted.
âWould you like some soup, Dr. Fletcher?â The robot shuffled into the room, bearing a tray with two steaming bowls of thick, dark lentil soup.
âWell . . . Iâd really been planning to take Harry out for lunch.â
âYou two can still go out. It wonât hurt my feelings. Iâm just a machine. Should I put some quark in that, boys?â
âQuark?â I inquired.
âQuark,â confirmed Harry with a chuckle. âBut not the particle. Quark is a German word for a kind of yogurt. My family always used it to mean sour cream . Thatâs a big Hungarian thing, you know, lentil soup with sour cream. Try it, itâs delicious.â
âOkay.â
Antie served us our soup with quark and, at Harryâs urging, went out to the Terminal Bar for some Utz pretzels and Blatz beer. I