onâ
LULU
(interrupting)
Lex, I donât like blockbuster movies. And I donât have thirty girlfriends.
ALEXIS
OK. Next.
(thinks for a milli-moment)
Got it! Disco dance party. Iâll set up an outside dance floor. Fiona has done that tons of times here. Iâll score a hot DJ. Iâll check out who just did Amanda Sassonâs hot shots party last weekend. That DJ rocked.
LULU
I wasnât there.
ALEXIS
Well, everyone who matters was there.
CHIP
I was there.
Chip has been listening in on the conversation as he pushes a long sweeper across the length of the poolâs bottom.
ALEXIS
(calls out to Chip)
You were? But youâre, well, a little older than the crowd that was there.
CHIP
(in a flat, relaxed tone)
Working extra jobs. Surfingâs an expensive habit. Besides cleaning pools, I pass around appetizers for a caterer. Ya know, all that time riding a board, Iâve got balance. I can hold two trays of soy-encrusted cucumber and pick up dirty plates at the same time.
LULU
Mega yuck! Whatâs soy crusty cucumber like?
CUT!! Gotta tell you something funny about Chip. Heâs nut-o about eating a strict vegetarian diet. But I swear on a stack of cookbooks that I once saw him on Venice Beach eating a hot dog. Iâve never mentioned it to anyone, not even him, because, geez peas, whatâs so awful about a little hot dog here and thereâ¦and, besides, Iâd never want to embarrass him. Back to: ACTION!!
LULU
(to Alexis)
Doesnât Robbie surf?
(to Chip)
Heâs her new boyfriend.
ALEXIS
(annoyed)
Can we get back to the party business?
CHIP
How âbout a pool party? Iâll make sure thereâs not a beeâs wing in the water. Iâll skim it crystal clear.
ALEXIS
Thanks, Chip, but, no! Pool party is way overdone.
Alexis faces Lulu, up close and personal.
ALEXIS
Lulu, what fab parties have YOU been to lately?
LULU
(voice trails off)
Well, you knowâ¦
ALEXIS
No, I donât. Thatâs why Iâm asking.
LULU
I donât go to many parties, Lex. Just not invited too much. And itâs fine because I wouldnât want to go.
ALEXIS
Thatâs just weird of you.
LULU
Wait, I did just go to the greatest Easter party. Sophia and her mom invited me, and we painted giant chocolate eggs with colored icing.
ALEXIS
âK, halt! Not getting anywhere. Slam on the brakes.
LULU
I have a birthday party planned. Geez peas! Sophiaâs gonna come and Elanaâ¦and Chip!
(calling out to Chip)
You should come too. And, Lex, believe it or not, I want you if you can slide me into your social schedule. And Robbie, if you guys are still going out. And most of all, Mom and Dad, and thatâsâ
ALEXIS
(interrupting)
Your problem! Youâre NOT, NO WAY going to get Linc and Fiona to a make-your-own-taco birthday dinner. Theyâre too busy. Itâs gotta be a smashy-flashy party that they WANT to attend. Lulu, you throw parties that are fun for your guests!
Lulu is unable to respond for a minute. Alexisâs words sting her ears.
LULU
Itâs not a make-your-own-taco party! I wanted to make garden-grown, homemade salsa. I wanted to make mini pizzas. I wanted to make mac and cheese from scratch. I wantedâ
ALEXIS
Linc and Fiona to come, right?
LULU
(very quietly)
Yes.
ALEXIS
Got it, gal. Gonna take this one over. Iâll be your party planner.
RING TONE MUSIC BLARES. Itâs Alexisâs phone. Alexis answers.
ALEXIS
(into phone, animated)
Oooooh, fabby that you called to remind me! Iâll get driven right over.
Alexis disconnects and slips her feet into her leopard print slide thong sandals. Her saladâs barely touched.
ALEXIS
(to Lulu)
Nail appointment. Mani-pedi.
Realizing that sheâs about to make a quick getaway, Alexis musters a tiny stab of kindness for her little sister.
ALEXIS
Wanna come?
Lulu looks at her salsa-damp fingertips. She unconsciously stuffs them