so he goes on with his story, told in his own inimitable way, how he wrecked the car in Cucamonga California, a head-on crash into some tree, how he almost got killed, how the cops were, and lawyers, and papers, and troubles, and how he finally got to Frisco, and got another ship, and how Matthew Peters who knew he was on the
Roamer
, would be waiting at the pierhead this very same clammy cold night in Pedro with a gun, a knife, henchmen, friends, anything and everything.âDeni was going to step off the ship looking in all directions, ready to throw himself flat oñ the ground, and I was to be waiting there at the foot of the gangplank and hand him the gun real quickâall in the foggy foggy night â
âAlright tell me a story.â
âGently now.â
âWell youâre the one who started all this.â
âGently, gentlyâ says Deni in his own peculiar way saying âJHENTâ very loud with mouth moawed like a radio announcer to pronounce every sound and thenthe âLYâ is just said English-wise, it was a trick weâd both picked up at a certain madcap prep school where everybody went around talking like very high smotche smahz, â¦.now shmuz, SHmazaa zzz, inexplicable the foolish tricks of schoolboys long ago, lost,âwhich Deni now in the absurd San Pedro night was still quipping up to fogs, as if it didnt make any difference.ââGENT lyâ says Deni taking a firm grip on my arm and holding me tight and looking at me seriously, heâs about six-three and heâs looking down at little five-nine me and his eyes are dark, glittering, you can see heâs mad, you can see his conception of life is something no one else has ever had and ever will have tho just as seriously he can go around believing and claiming his theory about me for instance, âKerouac is a victim, a VIC timm of his own i ma JHI NA Tion.ââOr his favorite joke about me, which is supposed to be so funny and is the saddest story he ever told or anyone ever told, âKerouac wouldnt accept a leg of fried chicken one night and when I asked him why he said âIâm thinking about the poor starving people of Europeâ⦠Hyaa WA W W Wâ and he goes off on his fantastic laugh which is a great shrieking lofter into a sky designed specially for him and which I always see over him when I think of him, the black night, the around the world night, the night he stood on the pier in Honolulu with contraband Japanese kimonos on, four of them, and the customs guards made him undress down to em and there he stands at night on the platform in Japanese kimonos, big huge Deni Bleu, downcast & very very unhappyââI could tell you a story thatâs so long I couldnt finish telling it to you if we took a trip around the world,âKerouac, you but you dont you wont you never listenâKerouac what WHAT are you going to tell the poor people starving in Europe about the Puss nâ Boots plant there with the tuna fish in back, H MHmmh YaaYYaawww Yawww,
they make the same food for cats and people
, Yyorr yhOOOOOOOOOO!ââAnd when he laughed like that you know he was having a hell of a good time and lonely in it, because I never saw it to fail, the fellas on the ship and all ships he ever sailed on couldnt see what was so funny what with all, also, his practical joking, which Iâll show.â âI wrecked Matthew Petersâ car you understandânow let me say of course I didnt do it deliberately, Matthew Peters would like to think so, a lot of evil skulls like to believe so, Paul Lyman likes to believe so so he can also believe I stole his wife which I assure you Kerouac I ding e do, it was my buddy Harry McKinley who stole Paul Lymanâs wifeâI drove Matthewâs car to Frisco, I was going to leave it there on the street and ship out, he would have got the thing back but unfortunately, Kerouac, life isnt always outcome could coming