on."
"Anythin g yo u say."
"Good . First , ho w d o yo u accoun t fo r th e fac t that , a sa visito r fro m space , yo u loo k s o muc h lik e an
Eart h person?"
"Wh y i sa soa p bubbl e round?"
" I don' t know-why?"
"Fo r a n educate d person , yo u don' t kno w much , d o you , gene ?A soa p bubbl e i s roun d becaus e that i s th e mos t energy-efficien t configuration . Similarly , man y being s aroun d th e UNIVERS E loo k pretty muc h lik e w e do."
" I see . Okay-yo u mentione d earlie r that-mm'EART H i s a particularl y livel y plac e a s see n an d heard fro m space. ' Wha t di d yo u mea n b y that?"
"You r televisio n an d radi o wave s g o ou t fro m EART H i n al l directions . Th e whol e GALAX Y is watchin g an d listenin g t o everythin g yo u sa y an d do."
"Bu t thes e wave s trave l onl y a t th e spee d o f light , don' t they ? The y couldn' t possibl y hav e reached
K-PA X a s yet."
H e sighe d again , mor e loudl y thi s time . "Bu t som e o f th e energ y goe s int o highe r overtones , don'tcha know ? It' s thi s principle , i n fact , tha t make s ligh t trave l possible . Hav e yo u studie d physics?"
I suddenl y remembere d m y long-sufferin g hig h schoo l physic s teacher , wh o ha d trie d t o dru m this kin d o f informatio n int o m y head .I als o fel t a nee d fo r a cigarette , thoug h I hadn' t smoke d on e i n years.
"I'l l tak e you r wor d fo r that , Mist-uh-prot . On e mor e thing : Wh y d o yo u trave l aroun d th e univers e al l by yourself?"
"Wouldn' t you , i f yo u could?'
"Maybe .I don' t know . Bu t wha tI mean t was : Wh y d o yo u d o i t alone?"
"I s tha t wh y yo u thin k I' m crazy?"
"No t a t all . Bu t doesn' t i t ge t kin d o f lonely , al l thos e years-fou r year s an d eigh t months , wasn' t it?-in space?"
"No . An dI wasn' t i n spac e tha t long . I'v e bee n her e fo r fou r year s an d nin e months."
"Ho w lon g wer e yo u i n spacer'
" I age d abou t seve n o f you r months , i f that' s wha t yo u mean."
"Yo u didn' t fee la nee d t o hav e someon e t o tal k t o fo r al l tha t time?"
"No. "I jotte d down : Patien t dislike s everyone?
"Wha t di d yo u d o t o kee p yoursel f occupied?"
H e wagge d hi s head . "Yo u don' t understand , gene . Althoug h I becam e seve n EART H month s older durin g th e trip , i t reall y seeme d lik e a n instan t t o me . Yo u see , tim e i s warpe d a t supe r ligh t speeds . In othe r words-"
Unforgivably ,I wa s to o annoye d t o le t hi m g o on . "An d speakin g o f time , our s i s u p fo r today . Shall w e continu e th e discussio n nex t week?"
"A s yo u wish."
"Good . I'l l cal l Mr . Kowalsk i an d Mr . Jense n t o escor t yo u bac k t o you r ward."
" I kno w th e way."
"Well , i f yo u don' t mind , I' d rathe r cal l them . Jus t routin e hospita l procedure . I' m sur e you understand."
"Perfectly."
"Good. " Th e orderlie s arrive d i na momen t an d th e patien t lef t wit h them , noddin g complacentl y to m e a s h e wen t out .I wa s surprise d t o fin d tha t I wa s drippin g wit h perspiration , an d I remembe r getting u p t o chec k th e thermosta t afte r switchin g of f th e recorder.
Whil e th e tap e wa s rewindin g I copie d m y scribble d observation s fo r hi s permanen t file , making mentio n o f m y distast e fo r wha t seeme d t o m e hi s arrogan t manner , afte r