Judy Moody Gets Famous! Read Free Page B

CONTEST! . . .
            KISS BAD BREATH GOOD-BYE!
      Wait! Did that say
famous
? Judy went back and read it again:

    Judy could not believe her eyes. “Where’s Mouse?” she asked.“Upstairs,” said Mom.
    “Here, Mousey, Mousey,” Judy called. Mouse came down the stairs and strolled into the kitchen, looking for some lunch.
    Judy scooped up her cat and kissed her on the nose: “
Mww, mww, mwww.
You, the best, most wonderful cat in the whole wide world with tuna fish on top, are going to make
me
famous!”

    Visions of blue ribbons and certificates with fancy writing danced in her head. “
And
I get my picture in the paper.”
    “Hey,” she said to her family, “does anybody feel like a piece of toast?”
    When Judy hurried into Fur & Fangs with Mouse and Stink that Saturday, it was packed.
    Clutching a piece of bread, she said, “Everyone in the entire state of Virginia must own a pet that can do a trick. Hey, there’s Frank!”
    “And there’s Rocky,” said Stink.

    “You guys! Frank! Rocky! Over here!” Judy called.
    Frank’s dog, Sparky, sniffed a purple dog bone. Sparky sniffed Judy’s ankle. Sparky sniffed a ferret.
    “What trick does Sparky do?” Stink asked Frank.
    “He jumps through a Hula-hoop, don’t you, boy?” said Frank.
    “I brought Houdini,” Rocky said, showing them his iguana. “If you scare him, like with a loud noise or something, he can make the end of his tail drop right off.”
    “Rare,” said Judy.
    She looked around at all the other pets. There was a rabbit and a turtle, a white rat named Elvis, and a striped salamander. Judy saw a hamster racing on a wheel, a snake so still it looked fake, and a shell that was supposed to be a hermit crab. Someone had even brought a stuffed monkey.
    “Time for the contest!” yelled the pet store lady over all the squeaking and squawking, growling and yowling.
    All the people with pets formed a circle. First was a dancing cricket. Then a turtle that rolled over and a rabbit that drank from a straw.
    Polly the parrot sang the first five notes of “The Star-Spangled Banner.” Judy caught herself clapping.
    When it was Frank’s turn, Sparky jumped through the Hula-hoop three times and everybody clapped. Then Rocky could not get Houdini’s tail to drop off. “Dogs make him nervous,” Rocky explained.
    Three pet tricks later, Polly was still singing.
    Emily from school had a ferret named Suzy who brushed its own teeth. Stink liked it the best.
    “But all it did was eat the toothpaste,” said Judy.
    When it was Judy’s turn, she set up a toaster on the floor, dropped a piece of bread into the slot, then took Mouse out of her cat carrier.
    “This is Mouse,” Judy told the audience. “She’s going to make toast.” The audience clapped. Judy stood Mouse on the table. “Don’t be nervous,” she whispered.
    Mouse sat down and began licking her paw.
    “Look at the toaster, Mouse,” whispered Judy. “The toaster!” Judy pushed it toward Mouse.
    Mouse swatted the toaster. Mouse swiped at the toaster. Mouse pushed the toaster away with her paw. Everybody cracked up. Judy held out a Tasty Tuna Treat. Mouse stood up. Mouse saw herself in the toaster!
    Judy held her breath.
    Mouse swiped at the toaster one more time. This time she pressed down the button with her paw. The slice of bread disappeared! The red coils heated up.
    The crowd got quiet. A minute later, the toast popped up.

    “Ta da!” called Judy.
    “Hooray!” Everybody clapped and cheered.
    “Mouse, I’ll be famous at last!” Judy squeezed her.
    “And now, last but not least,” said the pet store lady, “a chicken that plays the piano.”
    Up stepped David, a boy with a chicken on a leash.
    “This is Mozart,” said the boy. Mozart pecked out three notes on the toy piano with his beak. “‘Three Blind Mice’!” someone yelled. The crowd went wild.

    Judy felt a familiar twinge, the tug of a bad mood. She, Judy Moody, would never be as famous as a