three holes, Jasper got to lie on the sofa and watch cartoons until supper. He got to eat supper on the sofa, too.
At bedtime, Mom and Dad said, âWeâre quite sure youâll feel better in the morning, Jasper.â
âWhat day is tomorrow?â Jasper asked.
âTuesday.â
âGood. I just donât want it to be Wednesday.â
âDavid?â Jasperâs mom said to his dad. âDid you tell him about Wednesday?â
âNot a word,â Dad said.
âWednesday is when I wonât be able to play Go Fish for jujubes with Nan because she left me behind,â Jasper said.
âMaybe you can play Go Fish for jujubes with the new baby-sitter,â Dad said.
âDavid!â Mom said. She punched Dad on the arm.
âOuch!â
Jasper sat up. âWhat baby-sitter? What baby-sitter are you talking about? Nan baby-sits me.â
âHer name is Annie,â Mom said.
âAnnie? No! Yuck!â
Chapter 3
When Jasper woke the next day, it seemed as if Nan had been gone a long time. Jasper didnât know exactly how long. He wondered if sheâd seen an iceberg yet. Then he remembered his holes and lifted his pajama top to look at the Band-Aid. Wounded! He lay back down.
Finally, Mom came to his room to find out why Jasper wasnât getting out of bed.
âI think I should stay home from school and work on my lint collection,â Jasper said.
âWhy?â Mom asked.
âI had a bad dream last night.â
âReally?â Mom crossed her arms. She crossed her arms whenever she didnât believe what Jasper was saying. But Jasper really had had a scary dream last night after lying awake for a long time thinking so so so scary thoughts about Annie the baby-sitter.
âIt was about the baby-sitter! She was so so so so old and instead of eyes â Mom? Instead of eyes?â
âWhat?â
âShe had jujubes! One was green and one was yellow!â
Mom shivered. âThat does sound horrible. But Annie isnât old at all. Sheâs sixteen and probably has normal eyes.â
Jasper crossed his arms. He didnât believe her.
âListen, Jasper,â Mom said. âI got an idea last night. Since you like writing so much, why donât you write down everything that happens to you this week? Write down what happens while Nan is gone. You can read it to her when she gets back. Sheâll want to know what sheâs missed.â
âNothingâs happened,â Jasper said.
âWhat are you talking about?â Mom said. âYesterday you stapled your story to yourself.â
âThatâs the other reason I should stay home and work on my lint collection,â Jasper said, putting his hands over his Band-Aid.
âOkay. Fine. But if you stay home, you wonât be able to go to Oriâs after school and build.â
Jasper got up right away because he really wanted to hammer.
As he was undressing, Jasper stopped to admire his caterpillar-colored Band-Aid again. Then he thought of something. âMom!â he called. âMom! What if my Band-Aid comes off while Iâm at school? Iâll start to
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Mom came over and checked the Band-Aid. âItâs on good and tight.â
âI want another one. On top of this one. Just in case.â
Mom went to the cupboard and came back with another Band-Aid, a plain one. âAre you sure you want to cover it? You like it so much.â
âI donât want to,â Jasper said. âI have to.â
So she put a plain Band-Aid over the special one, which was too bad.
Jasper said, âBetter make it two.â
That day at school, after calendar and Star of the Week, they played What Am I? Jasper loved What Am I? Ms. Tosh waited for all the kids to settle at their tables, which took a long time, then she picked somebody to come to the front of the room. The person who was picked had to pretend to be something they