cot.
âAre you sure youâre okay?â the nurse asked.
âYes!â
Jasper thanked her and ran outside and around the school until he found his friend Ori, who was in his class and lived across the alley and one house down. Ori was playing with some other kids. When Jasper lifted his shirt to show off his Band-Aid, everybody crowded around him. Everybody wanted to see. He lifted his shirt again and again. He felt so so so so popular!
Nothing happened the rest of the day except when Jasper hid under the pillows in the Book Nook and Isabel sat on him and screamed. Jasper forgot all about stapling his story to his tummy until after school when he saw Mom waiting. As soon as Jasper saw her, he remembered that Nan was away and that he had three holes in himself. He clutched them and bent over.
âAre you okay?â Mom asked, hugging him. âDoes it hurt?â
âI stapled my story to myself!â
âI know. The nurse phoned and told me.â
âWhy didnât you come and pick me up?â Jasper asked.
âShe said you were fine. She said you were outside playing.â
âI
was
fine,â Jasper said. âBut now Iâm not. Iâm wounded. I donât think I can walk.â
âHere,â Mom said, crouching down. Jasper got on her back.
They lived a block from the school. Out of all the kids in the class, Jasper lived the closest. Even so, out of all the kids, it was always Jasper who got the lates. Ori lived the second closest to the school, across the alley and one house down from Jasper, and he never got the lates. Usually they all walked home together â Jasper and Ori and Mom.
âYou should see Jasperâs Band-Aid,â Ori told Jasperâs mom. âItâs green!â
âI canât wait,â Mom said.
âCan Jasper come over?â Ori asked.
âI canât,â Jasper said. âIâm wounded.â
âThe thing is,â Ori said, âwe have a whole bunch of wood left over from our renovation. My dad said I could build something.â
âWith a hammer?â Jasper asked.
âYes.â
âI didnât know you were renovating,â Mom said.
âWhat
is
renovating?â Jasper asked.
âItâs a new room in the basement,â Ori told him.
âIâll be better tomorrow for sure,â Jasper said, and Ori waved and went off down the alley to his own house.
At home, Jasper flopped down on the sofa and lifted his shirt for Mom. âWow,â she said. âIâve never seen such a nice Band-Aid.â
âI love it,â Jasper told her. âIâm going to wear it for the rest of my life.â
When Dad got home, Jasper told him the whole long story about why he was lying on the sofa. He told him about the iceberg, the stapler and the snake.
âHold on, Jasper John,â Dad said, and he sat on the sofa and put Jasperâs head in his lap. âIâd like to hear more about that snake.â
âNan doesnât like snakes. This one was six miles long. His tail kept getting hurt. Cars ran over it. People stepped on it. Doors slammed on it.â
âOuch,â Dad said. âMaybe you can answer this question. Itâs something Iâve wondered all my life. Where does the snakeâs body end and its tail start?â
âThatâs a good question,â Jasper said.
âItâs a hard question,â Dad said.
Jasper thought a little, and then he smiled. âI know the answer.â
âReally?â
âYes,â Jasper said. âA snakeâs tail actually starts at the end.â
âJasper John Dooley,â Dad said. âYou astound me.â
âIt hurt so much when the staple went in,â Jasper said. âI have three holes now.â
âThree holes?â
âYes. One from Nan leaving. Two from when the staple went in.â
âOuch, ouch, ouch,â Dad said.
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