It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies Read Free

munchy holiday.
    Zombies dancing merrily,
    In the new old-fashioned way.

 
S LAY R IDE
    Sung to the tune of “Sleigh Ride”
    Chorus I
    Just hear those fresh brains jingling,
    And nostrils running with goo.
    Come on, it’s lovely weather
    To go flesh-eating together with you.
    Chorus II
    Outside the bodies are falling
    And Zombies are calling “woo-hoo.”
    Come on, it’s lovely weather
    To go flesh-eating together with you.
    Take a bite, take a bite, take a bite, let’s go.
    Here’s a leg with a shoe,
    We’re riding in a wonderland of ooze.
    Take a chomp, take a chomp, take a chomp, it’s grand;
    An ear’s in my hand.
    We’re gliding along with a song
    Of a Zombie wonderland.
    Their cheeks are nice and tasty,
    And brains are basting you see.
    We’re snuggled up together
    Like two flesh-eaters would be.
    Let’s take that road before us
    And eat a chorus or two.
    Come on, it’s lovely weather
    To go flesh-eating together with you.
    There’s a Zombie party at the home of Farmer Gray.
    His brain’ll be the perfect ending of a perfect day;
    We’ll be eating the parts we love to eat without a single stop
    At the fireplace while we watch the eyeballs pop.
    Pop! Pop! Pop!
    There’s a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy
    When they pass around a femur and somebody’s eye—
    It’ll be just like a picture print by undead Currier and Ives.
    These wonderful brains are the brains
    We’ll be eating all through our lives!
    Chorus I & II
    It’s lovely weather to go flesh-eating together with you.
    It’s lovely weather to go flesh-eating together with you.

 

     
A J OLLY Z OMBIE C HRISTMAS
    Sung to the tune of “A Holly, Jolly Christmas”
    Have a jolly Zombie Christmas;
    Time to eat somebody’s ear.
    I don’t know if we’ll eat toes,
    But they’ll still scream in fear.
    Have a jolly Zombie Christmas,
    And when they run down the street,
    Say hello to friends you know
    And bite ev’ryone you meet.
    Oh, ho,
    There’s poor Joe, hung where you can see.
    Somebody waits for you;
    Bite her once for me.
    Have a Jolly Zombie Christmas,
    And in case you lose your ears,
    Oh, by golly,
    Have a jolly
    Zombie Christmas this year.

 
D ECK THE H ALLS WITH P ARTS OF W ALLY
    Sung to the tune of “Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly”
    Deck the halls with parts of Wally,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.
    ’Tis the season for brains by golly,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.
    Chew we now our friend’s gray matter,
    Fa la la, fa la la, la la la.
    Wear old clothes ’cause fresh brains splatter,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.
    See the blazing town before us,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.
    Let’s go in and eat the chorus,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.
    Follow me, we eat with leisure,
    Fa la la, fa la la, la la la.
    A fresh brain for our Yuletide pleasure.
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 
Z OMBIE, THE S NOWMAN
    Sung to the tune of “Frosty, the Snowman”
    Zombie the Snowman was a jolly, happy ghoul,
    With a corncob pipe and some boy’s nose
    And two eyes he got at school.
    Zombie the Snowman is a fairy tale, they say;
    He was undead, it’s so,
    But the children know how he came back to life one day.
    There must have been a virus in
    That old silk hat they found,
    For when they placed it on his head,
    He began to dance around.
    Oh, Zombie the Snowman was alive as he could be,
    And the children say he ate brains all day,
    And they ran from that Zombie.
    Chorus
    Thumpety thump thump,
    Thumpety thump thump,
    Look at Zombie go.
    Thumpety thump thump,
    Thumpety thump thump,
    Over the hills of snow.
    Zombie the Snowman knew the brains were fresh that day,
    So he said, “Please run, because it’s lots more fun when I eat your brain that way.”
    Down through the village with a femur in his hand,
    Running here and there all around the square,
    Sayin’, “Decapitate me if you can!”
    He chased them through the streets of town
    And ate the traffic cop,
    And he barely paused a moment when he heard the cop’s brain pop!
    Zombie