Innuendos (It Had 2 B U Book 1) Read Free Page B

beautiful ladies have captivated our attention from across the room.” God, he’s smooth . That’s why he’s the perfect wingman.
    “I’m Emma,” the blonde tells us. “This is Jane,” she motions to my target that’s looks up at me with petrified doe eyes. They widen even farther when I smile at her. “And this is Maggie and Tabitha.” She motions to the other two girls at the table, neither of them I bother to look at for more than a few seconds. My sights are set on the Asian, and from the looks of her, she’s going to be a little harder to hook than I thought.
    I walk around the table to stand behind Jane, who stiffens the moment she feels me behind her. “Hi, I’m Max,” I tell her, squeezing myself between her and her friend on the left. I think her name is Tabitha, not quite sure.
    “Jane,” she sticks out her hand and I shake it.
    “What brings you ladies out tonight?” Tony asks, cutting into my conversation.
    “Divorce party, Tabby here just divorced her husband,” Emma states, motioning to her friend.
    Tabitha holds up her drink and shouts, “To meaningless sex and no more leash!”
    The girls all hold up their glasses and shout, “Here, here!”
    “What about the rest of you ladies? Are you single?” My eyes immediately gravitate to Jane, who’s doing her best not to look at me but failing miserably at it. When she catches my gaze, I smile. I hear her make a frightened sound.
    “Single and horny,” Emma shouts. She turns in her seat and throws herself at Tony, who catches her easily. “I love me some ginger. Wanna go back to your place and fuck?” She strokes at his goatee, making Tony laugh.
    “I thought you would never ask,” he tells her. He gives me a smug look, and shrugs his shoulders. “Guess I’m out, man. See ya later.” He wraps his arms around Emma’s waist, and they walk out the door, leaving me to entertain the remaining three.
    “So, Max, you look fun. Are you single?” Tabitha asks, her cougar eyes focusing on me. She couldn’t be more than thirty-six, but you can tell that marriage has weathered her face. She’s wrinkled around the eyes and over compensating with a ton of makeup—not that you can really see it because it’s hidden by her fake, dyed blonde hair which is short and cropped to her shoulders.
    “Yes,” I answer, taking a drink from the beer I brought with me from the bar.
    “Do you live nearby?” Maggie asks hopefully. Maggie is obviously the girl in their group who doesn’t get noticed. She’s got that pretty vibe going on about her, but I can tell she’s a little self-conscious with the way she’s using her arms to cover up her body. She’s a little overweight, but I’m the kind of guy who sees the beauty in any woman. The small look of desperation in her eyes tells me that my focus on Jane needs to be redirected. Maggie is my new target. I’m going to show this woman exactly how beautiful she is.
    “I do. My roommate is out on a date, so I have the whole place to myself for the night.” I remove myself from behind Jane and make my way over to Maggie, turning my attention to her. Then I bend into her ear, taking a strand of her curly auburn hair sitting on the plump of her cheek and move it so that it’s out of her face. “You’re beautiful,” I tell her. “How about we get out of here?”
    Her brown eyes round in surprise. “Are you a chubby chaser? Because if that’s what you are then you can take your cake-feeding ass somewhere else, Mr. Sexy. My mouth isn’t interested.”
    I laugh. “I’m not a chubby chaser, nor do I have any plans on feeding you anything. I simply want to take you home with me.”
    “For what?”
    “Sex,” I reply casually. I’ve had this problem with bigger girls before. They get all suspicious and think I’m one of those psychos who searches out innocent women with self-esteem problems and preys on them. It’s not like that at all.
    Tony says I have a “Robin Hood complex”, where I feel