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hell out of each other for over fifty years.
    Aunt Mabel answered my knock on her door. She was a rounder, softer version of Grandma Mazur. Her white hair was perfectly permed. She was dressed in yellow polyester slacks and a matching floral blouse. Her earrings were large clip-ons, her lipstick was a bright red, and her eyebrows were brown crayon.
    â€œWell, isn’t this nice,” Aunt Mabel said. “Come into the kitchen. I got a coffee cake from Giovichinni today. It’s the good kind, with the almonds.”
    Certain proprieties were observed in the Burg. No matter that your husband was kidnapped by aliens, visitors were offered coffee cake.
    I followed after Aunt Mabel and waited while she cut the cake. She poured out coffee and sat opposite me at the kitchen table.
    â€œI suppose your mother told you about your uncle Fred,” she said. “Fifty-two years of marriage, and
poof,
he’s gone.”
    â€œDid Uncle Fred have any medical problems?”
    â€œThe man was healthy as a horse.”
    â€œHow about his stroke?”
    â€œWell, yes, but everybody has a stroke once in a while. And that stroke didn’t slow him down any. Most of the time he remembered things no one else would remember. Like that business with the garbage. Who would remember a thing like that? Who would even care about it? Such a fuss over nothing.”
    I knew I was going to regret asking, but I felt compelled. “What about the garbage?”
    Mabel helped herself to a piece of coffee cake. “Last month there was a new driver on the garbage truck, and he skipped over our house. It only happened once, but would my husband forget a thing like that? No. Fred never forgot anything. Especially if it had to do with money. So at the end of the month Fred wanted two dollars back on account of we pay quarterly, you see, and Fred had already paid for the missed day.”
    I nodded in understanding. This didn’t surprise me at all. Some men played golf. Some men did crossword puzzles. Uncle Fred’s hobby was being cheap.
    â€™That was one of the things Fred was supposed to do on Friday,” Mabel said. “The garbage company was making him crazy. He went there in the morning, but they wouldn’t give him his money without proof that he’d paid. Something about the computer messing up some of the accounts. So Fred was going back in the afternoon.”
    For two dollars. I did a mental head slap. If I’d been the clerk Fred had talked to at the garbage company I’d have given Fred two dollars out of my own pocket just to get rid of him. “What garbage company is this?”
    â€œRGC. The police said Fred never got there. Fred had a whole list of errands he was going to do. He was going to the cleaners, the bank, the supermarket, and RGC.”
    â€œAnd you haven’t heard from him.”
    â€œNot a word. Nobody’s heard anything.”
    I had a feeling there wasn’t going to be a happy ending to this story.
    â€œDo you have any idea where Fred might be?”
    â€œEveryone thinks he just wandered away, like a big dummy.”
    â€œWhat do you think?”
    Mabel did an up-and-down thing with her shoulders. Like she didn’t know what to think. Whenever I did that, it meant I didn’t want to
say
what I was thinking.
    â€œIf I show you something, you have to promise not to tell anyone,” Mabel said.
    Oh boy.
    She went to a kitchen drawer and took out a packet of pictures. “I found these in Fred’s desk. I was looking for the checkbook this morning, and this is what I found.”
    I stared at the first picture for at least thirty seconds before I realized what I was seeing. The print was taken in shadow and looked underexposed. The perimeter was a black plastic trash bag, and in the center of the photo was a bloody hand severed at the wrist. I thumbed through the rest of the pack. More of the same. In some the bag was spread wider, revealing