The major raised his eyebrows, uttered a laconic âagreed, agreed, yes, this afternoonâ and hung up.
He then anxiously examined the battered end of his Davidoff. He had hurt the cigar; cigars are jealous, he used to say, and the taste would certainly no longer be the same. Smoking and looking younger were his two favourite occupations, and he devoted himself to both like a conscientious craftsman. He would proudly announce he was fifty-eight years old, while his face smiled an unwrinkled smile, and he stroked his fakirâs stomach, wore his belt tight, the grey in his sideburns seemingly a youthful caprice, and spent his free late afternoons between swimming pool and squash court, where he also took his cigars for company. And the Count felt deeply envious: he knew that at sixty â if I ever made it â heâd be disagreeably old and arthritic; hence he envied the majorâs exuberance, he didnât even cough on his cigars and into the bargain knew all the tricks to being a good chief who could switch from the very pleasant to the very demanding just like that. The voice is mirror to the soul, the Count always thought when decoding the shades of tone and gravity with which the major layered his conversations. But he now had a damaged Davidoff on his hands and an account to settle with a subordinate, and he switched to one of his worst varieties of tone of voice.
âI donât want to discuss what happened this morning, but I wonât stand for it again. Before I met you I didnât have high blood pressure, and youâre not going to see me off with a heart attack. Thatâs not why I swim so many lengths and sweat like a pig on the squash court. Iâm your superior and youâre a policeman, write that on your bedroom wall so you donât forget it even when youâre asleep. And the next time Iâll kick your balls in, right? And look at the time, five past ten, what more need I say?â
The Count looked down. A couple of good jokes came to mind, but he knew this wasnât the moment. In fact, it never was with the Boss, but even so he chanced his luck too often.
âYou said your son-in-law gave you that Davidoff as a present, didnât you?â
âYes, a box of twenty-five on New Yearâs Eve. But donât change the subject, I know you only too well,â and he scrutinized yet again his cigarâs smoky demise, as if he understood nothing. âIâve ruined this fellow . . . Well, I just spoke to the minister for industry. Heâs very worried about this business. I felt he was really shaken. He says Rafael MorÃn held an important post in one of the management divisions in his ministry and that he worked with lots of foreign businessmen, and he wants to avoid any possible scandal.â He paused to suck on his cigar. âThis is all we have for the moment,â he added as he pushed the file towards his subordinate.
The Count picked up the file but didnât open it. He sensed it could be a replica of Pandoraâs dreadful box and preferred not to be the one to release the demons from the past.
âWhy did you decide on me in particular for this case?â he then asked.
The Boss sucked on his cigar again. He seemed optimistic his cigar would make a surprise recovery: a pale, even healthy ash was forming, and he puffed gently, just enough so each drag didnât fan the flame or sear the cigarâs sensitive entrails.
âIâm not going to say, as I did some time ago, because youâre the best or because youâre fucking lucky and things always turn right for you. Donât imagine that for one minute, never again, OK? Howâd do you feel if I say I chose you because I just felt like it or because I prefer having you around here and not at your place dreaming of novels youâll never write or because this is a shit case anyone could solve? Select the option you prefer and put a tick by