L. Parsons, production designer of many famous films and TV shows. Parsons had been hired to design all the sets for the upcoming Los Angeles Fashion Bash (known as FAB); Billy seemed to be doing most of the grunt work. FAB opened in two days. If it had been any further away, Lydia was sure sheâd be the oldest living virgin in Beverly Hills.
Where were her friends? Lydia peered around. The pool deck was crowded, but she didnât see Kiley or Esme. In fact, there were two pools at the Brentwood Hills Country Club, one of the three or four top clubs in Los Angeles. One of the pools was for families with children, one was for adults only. A breezeway connected the two of them. There were also tennis courts, lawn bowling, a gym to rival any in the city, two restaurants plus an outdoor dining pavilion, and an eighteen-hole championship golf course that had hosted both menâs and womenâs tour events. If you had to ask how much the membership fee was, you couldnât afford it. If you didnât know several members, youâd have no chance of joining. Kat and Anya had been members ever since both were seeded tennis players. Now that Lydia was their employee, she had membersâ privileges too.
As she flipped open the
Kama Sutra
book, a thought struck her. Her aunt Kat was gay. Sheâd been living with Anya Kuriakova, the former tennis star and now famous coach, for years. Their children, Martina and Jimmy, had been the product of artificial insemination. So what the hell was Kat doing with a book about heterosexualâ
âI could show you how to do that,â a male voice offered.
Lydia raised her oversized white Chanel sunglasses (thank you, Aunt Katâs closet) and peered at the drop-dead-gorgeous blond guy in sky blue surfer Jams who had just crouched by her chaise longue.
âScott. I distinctly remember tellinâ you that Iâm not interested anymore,â she said with a trace of her childhood Texas drawl.
âYou could have changed your mind.â
Lydia sighed. Scott Lyman was one of the country club life-guards, and a former Olympic swimmer in the backstroke. Sheâd had a very brief flirtation with him, and considered the possibility that he might be the man to do the deedâin other words,
her
âbut soon how luscious his butt looked in surfer Jams lost out to how vacuous he sounded every time he opened his mouth.
âSee, Scott, the thing is, when we met I was perfectly willing to settle for eye candyâthat would be you.â
âAwesome,â he breathed hopefully.
âBut I met someone else,â Lydia explained. âHeâs just about as perfect of a male physical specimen as you are. Plus, turns out whatâs between his ears is bigger than whatâs between his legs.â
Scott gave her a knowing look. âBummer. Some girls say that size isnât everything, but thatâs bull. Let me show you what a
real
man can do.â
God, he was just so
dense.
She cocked her head across the pool. âThat redhead in the white bikini over there was just checking out your ass.â
âYeah?â Scott craned his head around.
âGo get lucky,â Lydia encouraged him with a little wave of her fingers, and he took the hint, heading for potentially more fertile hunting grounds. Good thing. Lydia didnât want to get downright rude on the boy. If he pestered her enough . . . well, it didnât pay to get her angry, either. Sheâd befriended a particularly powerful shaman back in the Amazon who had herbs and potions that purportedly could make a person do or not do just about anything. While Lydia had arrived from Brazil with only a battered backpack containing a change or two of clothing, she had brought a collection of vials containing her native arsenal.
Lydia went back to studying the
Kama Sutra
chart.
Dang. That girl had to be a gymnast.
3
Esme Castaneda
As she had been every morning for the past two