Leonard and I were ever going to end up in a state of couple-hood. Not even my pinky finger could dredge up any romantic interest in the guy. I mean, even the poor guyâs name was a turnoff. Since I couldnât find my way to being cruel â the only thing it might take to get him off my back for good â I had to play the tactful Elizabeth Bennet to his sniveling Mr. Collins on more than one occasion. Painful, to say the least.
âHey, Lenny, I was just on my way to â â I stood up, peering around for the nearest exit and thinking of the best way to pull the ripcord on this conversation as quickly as possible.
âSkye, I really need to talk to you,â he said, adding dramatically, âItâs important.â
Oh no. I quickly did a mental thumb-through of the excuses I could use for the upcoming weekend like watching my baby brother, finishing my project for art class ⦠oh sweet Jesus â my social schedule wasnât exactly jam-packed.
âCan we talk on Monday, Lenny? I really need to go develop this film.â
âStill living in the Dark Ages?â He often recycled this lame joke, referring to my stubborn resolve to use my dadâs old camera instead of the digitals employed by everyone else in the free world. I loved the challenge of a 35-millimeter camera. Without the ability to review every shot, I had learned to trust myself. I treasured my time in the darkroom and the hands-on art of developing film. Granted, it took more effort to do it my way, but I was convinced that the results were worth it, even if it meant incurring the unbridled derision of everyone on the newspaper staff.
Lenny didnât wait for me to bat an eye, but instead took a deep breath and blurted out a phrase that still haunts my waking memory: âWill you go to prom with me?â
I was dumbstruck.
âBut prom is
months
away,â I said, stalling because I was utterly unprepared for this. âI canât really think that far ahead. Itâs only October!â
âDid someone else already ask you?â
âNo, butâ¦.â
âThen youâll go with me?â How was I going to get out of this one?
âOh, Len, Iâm way flattered that you would even think to invite me. But you know, you might change your mind between now and then. You might end up wanting to take some other girl, and, well, Iâd hate for you to feel like you were already obligated to me.â
Lenny examined me for a moment with a critical gaze. His frizzy, rust-colored hair sat like a molded Brillo pad on his head.
âSo, presuming I donât end up wanting to ask anyone else, which I wonât â duh! â then youâll go with me?â
âUh ⦠maybe we should play it by ear.â It was hard to appear casual in the face of such a nightmarish scenario; still, I tried not to let him see the absolute look of unmitigated horror in my eyes. I didnât want to hurt his feelings, after all.
âOkay, Iâll consider that a âyes,â then, barring some unforeseen catastrophe, natural disaster, or change of heart on my part. Let me know what color dress youâre wearing so I can color coordinate my cummerbund.â
Color-coordination? Cummerbund? Iâd really stepped in it now. At least I had almost seven months to hatch an escape plan. I grabbed my belongings and hightailed it out of there while Lenny stood grinning at me.
Letting the arenaâs glass doors swing shut behind me, I slung my camera strap over my shoulder and started across the parking lot. People were still filtering back to their cars, walking swiftly to avoid the crisp October air. They traveled in segregated packs: giddy freshmen girls with long, stick-straight hair, all dressed virtually alike in jeans, fleece-lined boots, and orange and blue knit scarves; the skater kids in their sweatshirts and jeans; and the band geeks lugging cumbersome trumpet