brothers and sisters.
She would be starting boarding school in two weeks, in
another city, and she...
âI got into Royal College,â I said, to shut her up.
âEyack! Itâs all girls!â
âItâs still the best school in Lagos.â
âAll girls is boring.â
âDepends how you look at it,â I said, quoting my father.
Through the fence we heard Akanniâs juju music. Sheri
stuck her bottom out and began to wriggle. She dived lower
and wormed up.
âYou like juju music?â I asked.
âYep. Me and my grandma, we dance to it.â
âYou dance with your grandma?â
âI live with her.â
The only grandparent Iâd known was my fatherâs mother,
who was now dead, and she scared me because of the grayish-white
films across her pupils. My mother said she got them
from her wickedness. The music stopped.
âThese flowers are nice,â Sheri said, contemplating them
as she might an array of chocolates. She plucked one of them
and planted it behind her ear.
âIs it pretty?â
I nodded. She looked for more and began to pick them
one by one. Soon she had five hibiscus in her hair. She picked
her sixth as we heard a cry from across the yard. Baba was
charging toward us with his machete in the air. âYou! Get
away from there!â
Sheri caught sight of him and screamed. We ran round
the side of the house and hobbled over the gravel on the front
drive.
âWho was that?â Sheri asked, rubbing her chest.
I took short breaths. âOur gardener.â
âIâm afraid of him.â
âBaba canât do anything. He likes to scare people.â
She sucked her teeth. âLook at his legs crooked as crabâs,
his lips red as a monkeyâs bottom.â
We rolled around the gravel. The hibiscus toppled out of
Sheriâs afro and she kicked her legs about, relishing her
laughter and prolonging mine. She recovered first and wiped
her eyes with her fingers.
âDo you have a best friend?â she asked.
âNo.â
âThen, I will be your best friend.â She patted her chest. âEvery day, until we go to school.â
âI can only play on Sundays,â I said.
My mother would drive her out if she ever saw her.
She shrugged. âNext Sunday then. Come to my house if
you like.â
âAll right,â I said.
Who would know? She was funny, and she was also rude,
but that was probably because she had no home training.
She yelled from our gates. âIâll call you aburo , little sister,
from now on. And Iâll beat you at ten-ten, wait and see.â
Itâs a stupid game, I was about to say, but sheâd
disappeared behind the cement column. Didnât anyone tell
her she couldnât wear high heels? Lipstick? Any of that? Where was her respect for an old man like Baba? She was the
spoiled one. Sharp mouth and all.
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Baba was raking the grass when I returned to the back yard.
âIâm going to tell your mother about her,â he said.
I stamped my foot in frustration. âBut sheâs my friend.â
âHow can she be your friend? Youâve just met her, and
your mother does not know her.â
âShe doesnât have to know her.â
Iâd known him all my life. How could he tell? He made a
face as if the memory of Sheri had left a bad taste in his
mouth. âYour mother will not like that one.â
âPlease, donât tell. Please.â
I knelt and pressed my palms together. It was my best
trick ever to wear him out.
âAll right,â he said. âBut I must not see you or her
anywhere near those flowers again.â
âNever,â I said, scrambling to my feet. âSee? Iâm going
inside. You wonât find me near them.â
I walked backward into the house. Babaâs legs really were
like crabâs, I thought, scurrying through the living room.
Then I bumped my shin on the corner of a chair