the beach, I wanted to tour a cheese factory, and Dad planned to visit an airplane museum.
BeeBee kept asking if we could rent a car and drive north into Washington state so she and Bill could see the Microsoft headquarters in Redmond, Washington. Luckily, Redmond was too far away.
âI hope you wonât mind being our sitter one night, Kyle,â Mom said. âFor the âSalespersons of the Yearâ celebration, the company has rented a huge private yacht, the Elegant Empress.â
âThe ship will leave in mid-afternoon on the second day weâre there,â Dad said. âWeâll cruise until sunset, when a buffet dinner will be served followed by the award presentations.â
âThe cruise is the only part of the vacation that doesnât include you kids,â Mom said. âIâm sorry, but the invitation says âadults only.âââ
âThatâs okay,â I said. âWe donât want to listen to a bunch of speeches, anyway.â
âYou and BeeBee can get pizza from room service that night,â Mom said, âand rent a video to watch in our room.â
Mom and Dad still had not caught on that I liked being the one in charge, so I pretended that I was doing them a big favor when I agreed to baby-sit during our vacation. Maybe if they thought I was being especially cooperative, they would let me buy a really good souvenir.
âHow much does it cost to rent the Elegant Empress ?â BeeBee asked.
âI have no idea,â Dad said.
âA lot,â Mom said.
I picked up Bill the bear and made my voice high, pretending to be my sister. âYou could rent a fleet of rowboats instead,â I said, âand feed everyone a sandwich instead of the buffet dinner. Then you could use the money you save to buy presents for your children.â
âVery funny,â said Dad.
âGood idea,â said BeeBee. âExcept forget the rowboats. Give everyone a life jacket and let them float in the water.â
We all cracked up at the idea of Dad getting his award as he floated around in the ocean.
âThis will be the best vacation ever,â I said.
âThe best vacation in the whole world,â BeeBee agreed.
The Saturday of our departure for Oregon finally arrived, and even though we had to leave the house at five oâclock in the morning to get to the airport on time, I woke up before my alarm went off. Our family had never taken this kind of trip before. Usually we camp at a state park or visit relatives. I tried to look nonchalant at the airport, as if I flew somewhere every week, but I was so excited I couldnât sit still while we waited to board.
I was standing at the big windows, watching planes taxi down the runway, when someone punched me from behind.
âHey, Kyle. I hear youâre heading for Oregon too.â
I recognized the voice, and the punch. Daren Hazelton.
âWhat are you doing here?â I asked as I rubbed my shoulder.
âSame as you,â Daren said. âGoing to Oregon with my mom and dad for the real estate convention.â
No! I thought. Say it isnât so.
I said, âI didnât know your parents sold real estate.â
âThere are lots of things you donât know,â Daren said.
âWhere are you staying?â I asked.
âSome new hotel.â
âThe Frontier Lodge?â I crossed my fingers. Please say no, I thought. Please, please stay anywhere except at my hotel.
âYeah, thatâs it,â Daren said. âThe Frontier Lodge.â
My plans for a carefree vacation flew away faster than the jet outside the window. With Daren on the scene, I would spend my time trying to avoid getting punched, or tripped, or shoved into the pool, or worse.
One of Dadâs Oregon brochures showed a picture of some loggers beside a huge cedar tree. An image of Daren with a chain saw buzzed across my mind.
I backed away from Daren toward my parents,