with it, but the boys will dig ya. You got that whole metrosexual thing happening.â
âShut up, Nick.â Ditching the main street for the back alley, Hudson bumped over potholes as he pulled behind the club. In this part of town parking was a luxury most establishments couldnât afford. Not that Hudson cared. He slid his car perfectly into a spot likely reserved for the manager of the establishment, not giving two fucks if the guy wanted to tow him or not. He didnât plan on being there long enough to find out.
âIâm serious, bro. Letâs count it. You got the hot car, the penthouse, the threads. Youâre a successful businessman in the right tax bracket.â He ticked each qualification off on a finger, all the while sporting a shit-eating grin that Hudson was ready to smack off his face. âOh, and letâs not forget about the hair.â
âWay to play into the stereotype.â
âA positive one. I mean look at Colin. Dudeâs got game,â Nick said, before getting out of the luxury ride.
Hudson lifted a dark brow. âDo I detect a developing mancrush?â
âNah, heâs just cool. Better than that stuffed shirt of an assistant you got shuffling papers.â
âDarren does a lot more than shuffle papers. And heâs proficient at his job.â Hudson thumbed the alarm and shoved the key fob into his front pocket.
âYeah, but the sense of humor of a paper napkin.â
âA sense of humor was neither a prerequisite, nor is one encouraged.â
âAnd you want me to come work for you?â Nick laughed. âFuck no.â
âLess talk, more walk.â Hudson was running on adrenaline and instinct while Nick was dragging his heels and doing what appeared to be some sort of comedy routine. âI mean it, Nicky, get the lead out.â
Hudsonâs strides were long and measured as he beat a path around the brick building. He was so not cool with what he could only imagine was going down inside the joint, and his mood didnât improve as he passed the marquee posters advertising the clubâs featured performers. Christ, women had a lot of nerve giving men a hard time for strippers. This shit was cheesy as hell.
Nick belted out a snort as he checked out the ads. âShit balls and dick tips, they have a firefighter, a navy dude, and a cop. Itâs the freaking Village People!â He jogged a few steps, trying to catch up to Hudson. âThe cop is so your speed, bro. You have perpetrator written all over you.â
Hudsonâs jaw clenched and a shooting pain racked his temple. Dealing with Nickâs wisecracks was trying enough, but the redhead had upped the nightâs ante. His wife was inside making it rain dollars and he was about to show up unannounced? Yeah, not a good turn of events.
But welcome or not, he was putting an end to whatever was going on in there.
They turned the corner and Hudson came to an abrupt stop. His feet finally moving as fast as his tongue, Nick crashed into him, catching the eye of the bouncer whoâd been inspecting the line of ladies waiting to get inside. The guy was the size of a small car, and judging by the bulge in the sleeve of his suit coat, he could probably bench press one as well. Hudson blew out a breath. He wasnât in the mood to get into some storytelling event on why he wanted to enter a club that catered almost exclusively to female clientele, let alone explain why he needed to circumvent the line. Instead, he let Ben Franklin speak on his behalf.
Reaching into the ass pocket of his jeans, he pulled his wallet out and casually slid a hundred dollar bill from the stack of cash. It took about two seconds for the bouncer to size up the situation. He looked down at the C-note, then jerked his chin toward the door as he swiped the bill from Hudsonâs palm. They were in.
Hudson swung the door open. A rolling bass and the sound of screaming women tore