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the request of one of Doc Turnbull's patients. Leo took so long to arrive at the simple diagnosis that the old medico became annoyed. “For the love of God!”, shouted Turnbull suddenly. “Will you quit yanking that damned thing and tell the lady her bellyache's an acute appendicitis!” In revenge, Leo spread it about town that old Doc's bedside manners were as comforting as those of a callous veterinary. A feud ensued, lasting for several months. Then it died as suddenly as it had started and the two merely regarded each other with cold disdain.
    Of course it was only natural that Leo's good looks and custom tailoring should make him popular with the town girls and even with the young men. He was the proud owner of a Winton Six touring car, a beautiful $2800 machine in which he made his professional rounds. In the evenings during spring and summer it was his custom to pack his car with young people and roar away in the direction of the Tompkins Country Club. I say, in the direction of because I was never invited along on any of those rides. I am afraid that I was never popular with any but the older people who were my customers and with whom I would sympathetically discuss their various ailments. It may be that I was too serious about myself and my little store; but I did want to succeed and often I would dream of the time when the store would be larger.
    You may be sure that I went through considerable agony watching the girl with whom I was in love constantly being escorted by the handsome physician. The more times I saw her in his company the more I loved her and the less attention I paid to business. My regular patrons soon noticed my distraction. Doc Turnbull, with his customary rare insight into human nature, almost hit upon my trouble. “You should soon be thinking of getting married, son,” he grunted as he chewed away at his cigar. “We all need the womenfolk, you know. It ain't natural for you to sweat all day in your dope-shop and then go home and cook your own grub. Look around and pick yourself a slave!”
    I tried to cover up my embarrassment by offering the jocular comment: “And be henpecked like you? Not on your life!”
    Turnbull winced. “Oh, a man can be happy", he insisted, “even though he has got a wife. That is, provided he knows the formula for marital bliss.” He paused, waiting for me to express the desire to hear this formula but I am afraid my mind was wandering again. “Up to forty, double bed; forty to fifty, single beds; fifty to sixty, separate rooms; above sixty, separate homes.”
    I laughed at this and asked him how old he was. “Me? Oh, that's for those who can afford it. You can't get rich shoving pills down people's throats... unless you've got a tricky moustache.”
    Hurriedly, I changed the subject. I did not want him to start discussing Carpenter. It might lead to mention of Anita. It had somehow leaked out that they were already engaged and rumor had it that they contemplated an undelayed marriage.
    In a small town a drugstore is invariably the center of gossip—;barber-shops running a close second—;and I am sure that I was the most informed person in town. I was always the first to know things and very often people would ask me questions about what so-and-so intended to do. Not wishing to be involved in the spreading of malicious gossip, it was my policy to look innocent and even surprised that they expected me to know.
    To the remarks I overheard concerning Anita and Dr. Carpenter I took little heed. It would never do for anyone to suspect my own interest in the girl. Folks might laugh or guy me about her. Besides it might get back to Anita. So I contained myself as best I could and tried to dismiss the remarks casually. In this, I pride myself on being successful. Up until the day I married Anita before the Justice of the Peace no one uncovered my true feelings.
    One Saturday afternoon Leo and Anita were in the store and fell to quarreling. I can't remember how the