Diary of a Nerd King #2: The Complete 2nd Season - Episodes 1 to 8 Read Free Page A

pretty impressed at the size of it, so I told him that was HUGE. 
     

     
    From there on in, things started to thaw out, and by the time we got to school, Boogie and I were pretty much back to normal, the argument over and forgotten.  That's what's so wicked awesome about best friends... you can have a big fight, but you know it'll pass and everything will be OK again.
     

    (I doodled this, and then I realized what I’d done!  Why did I draw that?  Only girls do crap like this?  I hope my dream about singing as a girl isn’t starting to effect me!)
     
    So just when I thought things were looking up for the day, they took a turn for the worse again.
     
    Once we got to school, Boogie and I headed to our lockers to drop off our stuff and grab our books for first class.  Jordan was standing by mine as we walked up, and I could tell something wasn't right.  She looked upset.
     
    I wasn't TOO worried at first because, if there's one thing I've learned about girls since Jordan and I have been dating, it's that girls are upset about as much as they're not upset.
     
    I don't know why.  At first I thought I was imagining things, because guys aren't like this at all. 
     
    Sure, sometimes guys get upset about something, but it usually blows over pretty quick, like the whole thing with me and Boogie. 
     
    Girls, not so much.  When girls get upset, it's like a crazy SUPER drama that's about to reach out and shake up the lives of everybody near them. 
     

     
    When girls get upset, they seem to want to stay upset for a while.  It's like they're thinking that since something got them upset, they might as well make the most of it, get as upset as they possibly can, get everyone else they possibly can upset too, and then see how long they can all stay upset for. 
     
    That last part is the really impressive thing.  It's like somebody, somewhere is keeping a record of which girl gets upset when and for how long, and then the next time a girl gets upset, it's her personal goal to beat the best time. 
     

     
    It's like a weird girl sport that every girl on the planet plays.  Think about it. 
     
    My Mom plays it with my Dad all the time.  I bet yours does too. 
     
    And my sister Tabi and all her friends. 
     
    And Jordan and all her friends. 
     
    I wonder if they somehow always know what the best recorded time always is, like they can communicate telepathically with the record keeper somehow? 
     

     
    Maybe it's like some type of weird mental power that only girls have. 
     
    All I know is that there must be something like that going on because they all seem to know the time they have to beat the next time they get mad.
     
    Anyways, Jordan was obviously upset this morning, and I found myself wondering when it started because I was kinda curious to see if I could start tracking the timing on this girl upset game thing.
     
    Maybe that was my mistake... thinking about how this whole thing worked, the logistics of it as my Dad would say, because all of a sudden it seemed like Jordan was mad at ME!
     
    I tried to back it up, tried to figure out where things had gone wrong, but it wasn't working!  If anything, I seemed to be making things worse, and I wasn't even sure why!
     
    Everything I said seemed to get Jordan more upset!  It was like some alien was controlling her mind or something so she was taking everything I said the wrong way!!!
     

     
    Then I tried to give her a hug, and she said something up me not understanding anything before she stormed off crying, leaving me standing there with one of those “What just happened and how did I get involved in it???” looks on my face.
     
    Boogie had seen the whole thing and was standing there with a look of fascination on his face. 
     
    Since he doesn't have a girl friend, he's not as experienced in dealing with women as I am, so I think he was pretty blown away with how fast it went from bad to worse. 
     
    Not that I wasn't.  I may have more