lot and parked by the rear entrance to the police station. Two uniforms wrestled one of Savannahâs drunk and disorderlies from the backseat, and I used the distraction to slip out of view of the reporters, slink across Hall Street, and fade into the shadows. I headed down Habersham, flanked on each side by restaurants and bars closed for the night. It was a darn shame they werenât open, as a Reuben from the Firefly would taste really terrific right now.
I cut across Troup Square, one of the twenty-three parks in Savannah. This one had a doggie fountain where Bruce Willis, my four-legged BFF, loved to socialize with the other canines andâ Holy cow! BW! He hadnât had a potty break in hours. I could picture him howling by the door with his back legs crossed. I took off in a run, cut through Whitfield Square with moonlight filtering through the big oaks draped in Spanish moss, and darted around the gazebo that every bride in the city used as a backdrop for wedding pics.
Hanging a left onto Gwinnett, I caught sight of the light in the front display window of the Prissy Fox, my consignment shop on the ground floor of my less-than-pristine Victorian. Someone was sitting on the decomposing front porch steps. Either it was a green alien with round things poking out of its head or it was my Auntie KiKi dolled up in night rollers and face cream.
âLord have mercy,â she said in a stage whisper so as not to disturb the residential quiet around us. âI thought Ross done locked you up and swallowed the key.â Auntie KiKi hiccupped and saluted my presence with her martini.
KiKi was my only auntie, my next-door neighbor, andmore often than not my partner in crime solving. She was also the local dance instructor for such things as cotillions, weddings, anniversaries, and coming-out parties of any variety. KiKi was a nondiscriminatory kind of dance teacher.
âWhat are you doing up at his hour? Uncle Putterâs got to be wondering where the heck you are.â
KiKi patted BW, who was sprawled out beside her and snoring like a hibernating bear. âPoor thing was cutting up such a ruckus over here with his barking and whining I had to see what the problem was. He peed like a racehorse once I got him out by the bushes. Putterâs asleep with his headphones and
Dreaming Your Way to Long Drives and Short Putts
blaring into his brain.â
âMartinis?â I looked from KiKiâs glass to the silver shaker. âItâs after two.â I wedged myself between KiKi and BW, and KiKi handed me a glass. âAnd three olives?â
âHoney, from what Iâve seen itâs a three-olive night.â KiKi pulled her iPhone from the pocket of her yellow terry robe that matched her yellow terry slippers. She tapped on the little blue birdie app and pulled up a video with me surrounded by the police and flashing lights, my hands behind my back and getting hauled off toward a cruiser.
KiKi slid the phone back into her pocket. âYou need to be keeping yourself up if youâre going to be starring in social media like this. Your mamma is a judge, after all, and the Summersides got a family reputation to protect.â She took a long drink. âSo, Iâm thinking this has something to do with Conway deader than a mackerel in his own bathtub with a bullet between his beady little eyes and Walker getting the blame. Twitter knows all.â
This time I took a sip of martini, the cool alcohol sliding down my throat and taking the edge off a hair-raising night. âHereâs whatâs going on,â I said to catch KiKi up on what happened. âThe police found Walkerâs .38 revolver and it was the same gun used to do in Conway Adkins, who we now know is Booneâs daddy. Best I can tell, Detective Ross doesnât think Walker killed Conway, because earlier tonight she called Mamma to let her know what was going on and Mamma called me. Judge Gloria Summerside