over in Lochdubh.â
âKeep clear of the police station. Hamish Macbeth is useless.â
âIâd like to hear more,â said Cyril. âI enjoy a bit of gossip with a pretty girl. When do you get off?â
âWe close up in ten minutes.â
âLetâs go for a drink.â
âYes, I would love that,â said Hetty.
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Hetty had no intention of telling this gorgeous man her real reason for disliking Hamish. She had once invited Hamish to a party at her flat after having met him on one of his investigations. Hamish was not interested. But she had drunk too much and had thrown herself at him, calling him her darling. Hamish had gently pushed her away and gone home. Her friends teased her about it until she began to think Hamish had wronged her. She told them so many times that Hamish had led her on that she began to believe it.
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Cyril was often seen in Hettyâs company in the following days. Then to Hettyâs dismay, he said he would be too busy to see her. Hetty began to feel guilty. She was sure Cyril was spying on Hamish and wondered if he was a villain. She had made up a lot of malicious stories about Hamishâs laziness. If anything happened to Hamish, the investigation would lead back to her.
She at last phoned Hamish and said someone called Jamie Mackay had been asking a lot of questions about him.
âDonât worry,â said Hamish. âI know all about him,â correctly guessing that Jamie was Cyril.
âWhat will you do?â asked Hetty.
âTake my shotgun and blow the buggerâs head off,â said Hamish and rang off.
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âLetâs give Cyril something to do tomorrow,â Hamish said to Dick. âWeâll race off tomorrow up north and give the lad something to chase. The beasties are getting fat. They need some exercise.â
Hamishâs âbeastiesâ consisted of a wild cat called Sonsie and a dog called Lugs. âIâll get a picnic ready,â said Dick.
Hamish felt a stab of irritation. He wished Dick would not be soâwellâ domesticated . He felt Dick had taken the place of a possible wife, and Hamish often dreamt of marriage. His love affair with television presenter Elspeth Grant had recently fallen through. He had once been engaged to Priscilla Halburton-Smythe, daughter of the retired colonel who owned the Tommel Castle Hotel, but it just hadnât worked out.
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At that moment, Cyril was ensconced in the Currie sistersâ parlour, balancing a cup of tea on one knee. He had hoped the sisters would give him some gossip about Hamish, but they seemed hell-bent on quizzing him about the King James version of the Bible.
âBeautiful words,â said Nessie. ââI am the voice of one, crying in the wilderness.ââ
âI couldnât agree more,â said Cyril, ignoring Jessieâs echo. He thought, if I donât get out of this damn place soon Iâll go mad. âYou were saying something about the local policeman.â
âNo, I wasnât,â said Nessie.
âBit of a layabout, is he?â
âWe do not gossip in this village,â said Nessie righteously. âPass me the Bible, Jessie, and weâll hear this nice young man read to us.â
It was a large Victorian Bible, illustrated with steel engravings. Feeling trapped, Cyril began to read, and, as he read, he began to experience a strange feeling of doom. His mobile phone suddenly rang and he grabbed it out of his pocket. It was Blair, asking if there was any progress.
âCanât talk now, Mother,â said Cyril. âIâll call you later.â He rang off.
âYou shouldnât cut your mother off like that,â chided Nessie.
âHow right you are.â Cyril stood up and put the Bible and his cup on the table. âIâll get back to my digs and call her from there.â
âWeâll see you in the kirk on