lady.â
He held a filthy rag that looked as if it had been fished out of one of the cityâs many weedy canals.
A thin white scar on one darkly tanned cheek was puckered at several suture points, suggesting that heâd gotten into a knife fight on a day when the ER physician had been Dr. Frankenstein. His wispy beard implied testosterone deficiency.
Getting a second, closer look at Carson, Scarface grinned. âHey, pretty lady. What you doinâ in these shabby wheels? You was made for Mercedes.â He lifted one of the wipers and let it slap back onto the windshield. âHello, whereâs your mind? Not that a long-legged fresh like you
needs
a mind.â
An unmarked sedan had advantages in low-profile detective work; however, back when sheâd driven a black-and-white patrol car, Carson had never been bothered by crap like this.
âYouâre breaking the law,â she told him.
âSomebody in a
mood
this morninâ.â
âThe windshieldâs clean. This is extortion.â
âI charge two bucks to clean it.â
âI advise you to step back from the car.â
The kid lifted his rag, prepared to smear the windshield. âTwo bucks to clean it, three bucks
not
to clean it. Most ladies, whether theyâre male or female ladies, take option two.â
Carson unbuckled her seatbelt. âI asked you to step back from the car.â
Instead of retreating, Scarface leaned into the window, inches from her. Breath sweetened by a morning joint, soured by gum disease. âGimme three bucks, your phone number, a nice apologyâand maybe I donât mess with your fine face.â
Carson grabbed the ginkâs left ear, twisted it hard enough to crack cartilage, and slammed his head sideways against the door post. His howl sounded less like that of a wolf than like that of an infant.
She let go of his ear and, exiting the sedan, opened the door into him with enough force to knock him off his feet.
As he sprawled backward, rapping his head on the pavement hard enough to summon constellations to an inner planetarium, she planted one foot on his crotch, grinding down just enough to make him squirm and to pin him in place for fear that sheâd make paste of his jewels.
Shoving her police ID toward his face, she said, âMy phone number is nine-one-one.â
Among the hostage cars, heads up and alert, Scarfaceâs four ace kools were looking at him, at her, stunned and angry but also amused. The guy under her foot was a homey, and a humiliation to one home boy was a humiliation to all, even if maybe he was a little bit of what they called
hook homey,
a phony.
To the nearest of Scarfaceâs friends, Carson said, âStall it out, shithead, unless you want a hole in your doo-rag.â
The gink under her foot tried to crab-walk away, but she stepped down harder. Tears sprang to his eyes, and he chose submission over the prospect of three days with an ice pack between his legs.
In spite of her warning, two of the other four gangbangers began to edge toward her.
Almost with the nimbleness of prestidigitation, Carson put away her ID and produced the pistol from her holster.
âCheck it out, this lady under my foot, heâs been scratchedââwhich meant embarrassedââbut none of you has. Nothinâ here for you but two years in stir, maybe lit up and crippled for life.â
They didnât split, but they stopped moving closer.
Carson knew they were less concerned about her pistol than about the fact that she talked the talk. Since she knew the lingo, they assumedâcorrectlyâthat she had been in situations like this before, lots of them, and still looked prime, and wasnât afraid.
Even the dumbest gangbangerâand few would win a dime on
Wheel of Fortune
âcould read her credentials and calculate the odds.
âBest to break, best to book,â she said, advising them to leave. âYou insist on