nightshirt and Sponge Bobs, but Bert was different. Like a brother. âThat was a pretty insensitive remark,â I said.
âAunt Nellie was a pretty insensitive woman,â Bert answered, without missing a beat. âIf Uncle Dutch hadnât been too embarrassed to call the cops on her, sheâd have been run in on a domestic violence charge. The only thing she ever loved, far as I could tell, was that dog of hers.â
I returned to my stool but sat facing Bert, with my back to the bar. âWe both come from dysfunctional families,â I reflected. âMaybe thatâs why we get along so well.â
Bert chuckled, shook his bald head. âYou know what worries me, Mojo? I can follow your logic, back-asswards as it is. Your brother went to prison for killing your folks. I was raised by two drunks and a pack of Labrador retrievers. Weâre a pair to draw to, you and me.â
I nodded glumly. Bertâs knowledge of my background was limited to the bare facts, but Iâd told him more than Iâd told just about anybody else in my life, including Nick or the men Iâd dated since the divorce. âBy psychological standards, we ought to be in padded rooms by now.â
âIf you mention seeing a ghost to the wrong person,â Bert mused, pausing to lean on the rake handle and regard me with concern, âyou might end up in one anyhow.â
By then, my thoughts had shifted to Lillian. Maybe she was having one of her good days. Even if she was, she wouldnât be able to carry on a coherent conversation, but she could listen, and she always seemed to enjoy a surprise visit. I decided to shower, dress and motor down the 101 to see her.
âYouâre a real comfort, Bert,â I teased, already on my way to the side door, which stood propped open to the still cool mid-April air. In another month, it would be so hot the asphalt on the highways would buckle.
âYou didnât have your coffee,â Bert called after me.
I doubled back, filled a disposable cup, stirred in sugar and powdered creamer and raised the brew in a toast as I went by. âPut it on my tab,â I said.
Bert grinned and nodded, and I stepped out into the sunny parking lot just as another Harley roared up, flinging gravel, and came to a noisy stop beside Bertâs bike.
Tucker Darroch, my most recent bad romantic choice.
He shut off the bike and gave a salutelike wave. Clad in jeans, scuffed black boots and a blue muscle shirt, which showed off his biceps to distinct advantage, Tucker was the complete opposite of Nick, at least when it came to appearance. He was six feet tall, square jawed, and his honey-colored hair was too long, falling in his eyes and curling at the nape of his neck, while Nick was of average height, compactly built and born to the boardroom.
Tucker looked like a Hellâs Angel. In actuality, he was an undercover cop.
Weâd done a little undercover work ourselves, Tucker and I. That was the best part of our relationship. The rest of it sucked, unfortunately, and weâd agreed, three and a half weeks before, to cool it for a while. Tucker was just wrapping up a nasty divorce, and he and the little woman were still duking it out over custody of their seven-year-old twins, Danny and Daisy.
Just watching Tucker swing a blue-jeaned leg over the seat of that bike made my nerves twitch. I wanted to nod a noncommittal greeting, climb the stairs to my apartment and go on about my business, but I might as well have been wearing cement shoes.
Tucker approached, his hips rolling in that easy, death-to-women walk of his. He shoved his hair back from his face and looked straight down into my eyes. âNice getup,â he said, hooking his thumbs in the back pockets of his Leviâs.
It took me a moment to realize he was talking about my clothes. âItâs a fashion statement,â I heard myself say. âCare for a translation?â
He grinned.