you two go resigning! Not till youâve paid us!â
âQuite,â Mark said. âWe canât have Pact going bankrupt.â
âYou mean you couldnât face Paula doorstepping you till you coughed up. Who could? Sheâs a real pussy-cat, but crossing her is not something Iâd recommend. Not that you would. Not that anyone does more than once.â She added, âI only came down for a wee, anyway.â
Fran laughed. âYou came down because it looks as if the recovery team is about to start work and you wanted to see what they were up to.â
âI came down to say you can see much more from my ladder. But I donât suppose you want to come up, do you, Mark? No? Now whatâs going on?â
All three watched. There seemed to be a lot of gesticulation towards the rectory.
âMy God, they canât want to make that part of the crime scene,â Mark gasped.
âThey wonât find much worth looking at,â Caffy said flatly. âNot after all the work weâve done. And had done by subcontractors who believed in brute force and ignorance. You want to tell them that every single floorboard has been replaced, downstairs at least, and joists too, so thereâs nothing hidden down there. And weâve had a very good look under those in the upper floors, remember.â
âAnd found not so much as a bent penny,â Mark agreed. âUnless thereâs something you havenât told us?â
âOh, yes,â chirped Caffy, âlike the bag of gold sovereigns weâve flogged to pay for a joint holiday in the Bahamas. Itâs funny â youâd have expected more, really. Itâs almost, as Paula says, as if someone gave the place the spring-cleaning of its life before they moved out. Ironic, isnât it, given the total chaos it fell into and which we, to be fair, have exacerbated.â She pointed to the approaching car. âMore of you lot?â
Fran drifted the three of them towards the marked police car, wearing her least intimidating expression. After all, it was bad enough to be late on your first day in action; to find your DCS chatting to the Assistant Chief Constable (Crime) must be pretty terrifying. DI Kim Thomas, wearing a ridiculously elegant suit given the nature of the case, unfolded herself from the car, pulling down the pencil skirt with embarrassment. She looked straight out of school and was certainly no more than thirty-five. Her stance, all six foot of it, was as rigid as her poor mouth. âSir. Maâam.â She saluted them both, as smartly as if she was in uniform. Fran supposed that Markâs fancy dress, if not her muddied trousers, merited it.
He responded with what Fran always called his friendly salute.
âGood morning, Kim. Howâs the poor tooth?â Fran asked, with a sympathetic smile.
âTemporary crown, maâam.â Or the nearest approximation to the words the frozen lips could form.
âWeâre still at the forensic archaeology stage, as you can see,â said Mark affably, âso the whole investigationâs a bit hypothetical. Fran and I are here only because we want to see whatâs going on in our garden, and Caffy Tyler is one of the team working on the house restoration. Caffy, this is DI Kim Thomas, whoâll be in charge of the investigationââ
âAssuming it actually becomes one, of course,â Caffy said, cocking a bright eye at him.
âQuite. Fran and I ought to head back to HQ, Kim, but Iâd have thought Caffy could find you a cuppa to defrost that poor mouth of yours and fill you in on how weâve had the rest of the crime scene destroyed before we even guessed there might be a problem.â
âSir!â
Caffy, ultra-casual, nodded. âIâll find you some more sensible footwear too,â she said with a sudden stern glance down. âWe might mess up crime scenes, but we absolutely donât