woman,â Mark corrected him. âLook: she goes up and down those damned ladders like an old-fashioned monkey-on-a-stick toy.â He looked away quickly. Clearly, his trip to the roof hadnât cured his vertigo, which even seemed to afflict him second-hand, when someone else was scaling heights â or, in this case, descending from them briskly.
âWill you be having a big wedding? A police guard of honour is always a fine sight. It would look well in the Cathedral Close. Imagine that.â
He must mean Canterbury Cathedral! âI think we might rattle round a bit in a building as grand as that,â she said, trying to sound diplomatic. Infinitely better than poor ugly St Judeâs, of course. On the other hand, a pretty country church . . . âBut I would like to be escorted, wherever we end up. Thank you.â
âGood. Thatâs settled then,â he said, suddenly gruff. He swallowed, and continued: âDo you have any other family, Fran? I know Markâs having trouble with his daughter . . .â
That certainly wasnât an issue Mark would want aired just now, so she gabbled, âIâve a married sister in Scotland. She keeps an eye on my mother, whose ambition is to take over and run the care home sheâs in. But I should imagine sheâll be physically too frail to come down, and I donât know that my sister would want to leave her in case she causes an insurrection.â Not that sheâd want her sister anywhere near her, for all she was fond of her clergyman brother-in-law.
The chief laughed.
âIâll say this again, Adam,â she said, keen to change the subject, âI really shouldnât be involved with this investigation. Iâve told you: there may be real clashes between me as an investigator and me as the householder. And Markâs not exactly disinterested, either.â
He looked at her under his eyebrows. âIâd trust you with my life, my dear â and if you imagine my eventual replacement will have time to concern himself with anything involved with day-to-day crime fighting you must be living not here but in cloud cuckoo land. Youâve got some good DCIs â trust them if youâre in any doubt, though they must be up to their ears carrying Harryâs caseload as well as their own. And didnât I hear that one of them is on maternity leave? Otherwise, do what you do best, with the rider that you must save money while youâre doing it. Think cuts, Fran, think cuts.â He might have said more, but, looking anxiously at Caffy, who was fast approaching, he let himself into the car and, with a general wave, set off more quickly than was wise given the state of the track.
Caffy, arms akimbo, stared. âWas it something I said?â
Mark shook his head repressively. âPolice business.â But his face softened. âMaybe he didnât want to meet the person whoâd got the job he really wanted. Best whatever.â
âHeâs going to give me away instead,â Fran said quickly. âWhich will suit him much better than organizing Markâs stag do.â
Caffy looked enigmatic, something she did remarkably well. âItâs all in hand â what a good thing you didnât let him usurp me, Mark.â Her eyes followed the retreating car. âHe didnât want to meet me because of Simonâs suicide â something to do with protocol, right?â Clearly, she wasnât going to give them a chance to offer more condolences. âNo problem. Oh, there is, isnât there? Donât tell me heâs decided itâs all his fault and heâs got to pretend heâs an ancient Roman and fall on his sword. Simon was mad, thatâs all there is to it. If you want to make it sound romantic, mad with love. OK, a weird, possessive and entirely unrequited love. So itâs not the old guyâs fault, any more than it was yours. Hey, donât