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investigate a murder.”
    “Where at?”
    “University of Minnesota,” Duncan said.
    “What happened?” Virgil asked. “And why me?”
    “A professor got murdered. Head bashed in,” Duncan said.
    “Again?”
    “What?”
    “A professor got murdered there two weeks ago,” Virgil said. “Is this another one?”
    “No, no. Same one,” Duncan said. “Minneapolis Homicide isworking it, but they got nothing. Turns out the professor was the brother of this rich woman—Boopsie, or Bunny, or Biffy, something like that, last name Quill—who gave a lot of money to the governor’s campaign. And you know what the governor thinks of you . . .”
    “Ah, Jesus, I hate that guy,” Virgil said. “Why doesn’t he leave me alone?”
    “Because you’re good at doing favors for people like him and he’s good at doing favors for rich people,” Duncan said. “You brought it on yourself, with that school board thing.”
    With Virgil investigating, the state attorney general (at the time) had managed to send most of a school board to prison for murder; the attorney general, who’d actually done nothing but look good on TV, had taken full credit for the investigation and subsequent prosecution and was now the governor. He did have broad shoulders, a baritone voice, and extra-white teeth.
    “You know it’ll piss off the Minneapolis cops,” Virgil said.
    “Does that bother you?”
    Virgil said, “Well, yeah, it does, as a matter of fact.”
    “Huh. Too bad. Doesn’t bother me at all, since I won’t be there,” Duncan said. “Anyway, I have a name for you: Margaret Trane. A sergeant with Minneapolis Homicide. Known as Maggie. She’s leading the investigation, coordinating with the campus cops.”
    “Don’t know her,” Virgil said. “She any good?”
    “Can’t say,” Duncan said. “I judge women by their looks and the size of their breasts, not whether they’re competent detectives.” After a moment of empty air, Duncan blurted, “For Christ’s sakes, don’t tell anybody I said that. I mean, I was joking, okay? Big joke. Maybe a little insensitive . . .”
    “I’m not recording you,” Virgil said.
    “Yeah, but somebody might be, you never know,” Duncan said. Virgil could imagine him looking over his shoulder. “We have the most amazing surveillance stuff now, right here at BCA. I’ve been messing with it all week. Anyway, get your ass up here tomorrow. The governor would like to see this solved by the end of the week.”
    “It’s already Thursday,” Virgil said.
    “Better get moving, then,” Duncan said.
    Virgil didn’t want to go to the Twin Cities to mess around in a Minneapolis murder investigation. The cops there handled more murders in a year than the BCA did. And they were good at it.
    Virgil tried to tap-dance. “You know, I’m supposed to be working that thing in Fulda . . . There are some pretty influential religious groups—”
    Duncan interrupted. “Are you towing a boat?”
    “A boat?” Virgil could see the Ranger Angler, riding high and still damp, in the rearview mirror.
    “Don’t bullshit me, Virgie. That thing in Fulda is weird, but it’s basically chasing chickens. And you’re towing your boat, which means you don’t care about Fulda any more than I do. Get your ass to Minneapolis. I got you a room at the Graduate, by the U. It’s your dream hotel—it’s got a beer joint, a Starbucks, and, the pièce de résistance, an Applebee’s. Mmm-mmm.”
    “Does sound good,” Virgil admitted.
    “The kind of place I’d stay. Any questions?”
    “All kinds of them, but you won’t have the answers,” Virgil said. “Talk to Trane before I get up there so she’ll know I’m coming and it’s not my fault.”
    “I can do that,” Duncan said. “I’ll blame it on the governor. Anything else I should know?”
    “There’s a UFO hovering over Iowa, due south of Blue Earth,” Virgil said.
    “I wouldn’t be surprised,” Duncan said. “So, I’ll email the