campaign, so I’m hoping I can contribute in some way.” He smoothed and adjusted his tie again. Even with my eyes locked onto his, my peripheral vision showed me that the tip of the tie came to a rest directly on the bulge that may as well have been staring at me. My libido began to build and mix with my excitement about the job, so I fought to restrain the former without inhibiting the latter. The juggling act was definitely hard work, but I figured I just needed to hold it together for a few more minutes until the interview concluded and I could go home to use my vibrator.
“Megyn--none of us is experienced in participating in a presidential campaign! And honestly, I think that’s what America’s going to like about us. You, me--we’re complete outsiders as far as Washington goes. My platform will not be status quo, so neither should my staff. We’ll be criss-crossing the country, interacting with people from all walks of life while experiencing many of life’s finer things in our down time. You have the brains, you have the looks. There’s no doubt in my mind that you’ll be a highly valuable member of my team, especially now that I’ve met you. You come in here, confidently baring your shoulders for a professional interview, looking smart for South Florida weather and not conforming to some stuffy pant-suit standard. That alone tells me all I need to know, resume aside.”
I sat speechless and smiling, truly flattered by his assessment. Never in a million years did I expect to be sitting in front of one of the world’s richest, most powerful men, being told that I’m uniquely talented. I mean, I’m barely out of grad school! “Thank you, Ron. Coming from you, that really, really means a lot to me.”
“You don’t have to thank me for just expressing the truth of the matter.” I felt fully comfortable and relieved by his validation, sensing my shoulders begin to lower and my body fully sinking into the plush cushioning of the chair. “Now, on the subject of honesty, I did see you steal a peek at my...package.” The air rushed out of my lungs like a burst balloon. My eyebrows shot up as I stared at him, a deer in his headlights.
“Oh my god, Mr. Wolff-- I am so, so--”
“Don’t worry; I’m not insulted,” he jovially interrupted. “If anything, I would have been insulted if you didn’t. To be fair, I’ve been watching you on my camera feed from the moment you set foot in my lobby downstairs.” He flipped around the ultra-thin laptop on his desk to show me the monitor, revealing a live-streaming feed of multiple camera angles throughout the building. I nodded my head, conveying my comfort with his revelation. He slid slightly closer to me along the desk’s edge and almost instinctively, I felt my mouth salivate and my crotch begin to moisten. “I know what I like and I like what I see. Now, what I want is for us to be fully open and productive partners as we take over the world together.” My loins started to ache for him like nothing I’d ever felt at that moment. “Now, I don’t want you to feel like you’re doing anything that you’re uncomfortable with, so if right now or at any point--”
“No,” I interjected, taking a page out of his playbook,”I am perfectly fine with this. All of...this. Thank you for this opportunity.” I didn’t know what else to call it. My brain hadn’t fully processed the gravity of everything that he’d covered, so I defaulted to sticking to business-related verbiage. All I wanted to do was feel every inch of him on me at that moment, but I decided to follow his lead.
“Excellent!” His face warmed, almost as though he were finally feeling a sense of relief only at that moment. His blue eyes were like crystalline pools that I could dive into and lounge for hours on end. He stood up from his perch on the desk. “We’ll get into more job specifics tomorrow, but for now, welcome aboard!”
I extended my