youâre very welcome. I enjoyed it.â This was true; she usually did enjoy such occasions, in an all-right-letâs-get-this-taken-care-of fashion. And her retirement fund would certainly enjoy the unexpected infusion of cash.
âHave a safe trip home,â Norville said, and Tess gave her a thumbs-up.
When she pulled away, the GPS said, âHello, Tess. I see weâre taking a trip.â
âYes indeed,â she said. âAnd a good day for it, wouldnât you say?â
Unlike the computers in science fiction movies, Tom was poorly equipped for light conversation, although Tess sometimes helped him. He told her to make a right turn four hundred yards ahead, then take her first left. The map on the Tomtomâs screen displayed green arrows and street names, sucking the information down from some whirling metal ball of technology high above.
She was soon on the outskirts of Chicopee, but Tom sent her past the turn for I-84 without comment and into countryside that was flaming with October color and smoky with the scent of burning leaves. After ten miles or so on something called Old County Road, and just as she was wonderingif her GPS had made a mistake (as if), Tom spoke up again.
âIn one mile, right turn.â
Sure enough, she soon saw a green Stagg Road sign so pocked with shotgun pellets it was almost unreadable. But of course, Tom didnât need signs; in the words of the sociologists (Tess had been a major before discovering her talent for writing about old lady detectives), he was other-directed.
Youâll ramble along for sixteen miles or so, Ramona Norville had said, but Tess rambled for only a dozen. She came around a curve, spied an old dilapidated building ahead on her left (the faded sign over the pumpless service island still read ESSO), and then sawâtoo lateâseveral large, splintered pieces of wood scattered across the road. There were rusty nails jutting from many of them. She jounced across the pothole that had probably dislodged them from some country bumpkinâs carelessly packed load, then veered for the soft shoulder in an effort to get around the litter, knowing she probably wasnât going to make it; why else would she hear herself saying Oh-oh ?
There was a clack-thump-thud beneath her as chunks of wood flew up against the undercarriage, and then her trusty Expedition began pogoing up and down and pulling to the left, like a horse thatâs gone lame. She wrestled it into the weedy yard of the deserted store, wanting to get it off the road so someone who happened to come tearing around that last curve wouldnât rear-end her. She hadnâtseen much traffic on Stagg Road, but thereâd been some, including a couple of large trucks.
âGoddam you, Ramona,â she said. She knew it wasnât really the librarianâs fault; the head (and probably only member) of The Richard Widmark Fan Appreciation Society, Chicopee Branch, had only been trying to be helpful, but Tess didnât know the name of the dummocks who had dropped his nail-studded shit on the road and then gone gaily on his way, so Ramona had to do.
âWould you like me to recalculate your route, Tess?â Tom asked, making her jump.
She turned the GPS off, then killed the engine, as well. She wasnât going anywhere for awhile. It was very quiet out here. She heard birdsong, a metallic ticking sound like an old wind-up clock, and nothing else. The good news was that the Expedition seemed to be leaning to the left front instead of just leaning. Perhaps it was only the one tire. She wouldnât need a tow, if that was the case; just a little help from Triple-A.
When she got out and looked at the left front tire, she saw a splintered piece of wood impaled on it by a large, rusty spike. Tess uttered a one-syllable expletive that had never crossed the lips of a Knitting Society member, and got her cell phone out of the little storage compartment between