animals,
and flower arrangements.
All for Parker,
who is becoming
more obnoxious by the minute.
“Stay away from my balloons!”
“Don’t touch my cookies!”
“Hands off my animals!”
“Don’t smell my flowers!”
Little hero?
How about little monster?
RING, RING, RING
The phone doesn’t stop ringing.
Mom calls.
She tells Dad to pop a copy
of the
Ridgley Post
in the mail
care of Grandma Fludd—
“Today!”
Mrs. Capra calls
to say she saw the article.
“Isn’t it just wonderful!”
Alison calls.
“How does it feel?”
she asks.
“How does what feel?”
I say.
“Your brother’s a hero.”
“Yeah—hero brat.”
The mayor’s secretary calls.
She tells Dad:
“Mayor Paloma would like
your son to ride in her car
in the Fourth of July parade.”
I tell Dad: “I’m going
over to the creek
to look for rocks.”
No phones at the creek.
ROCK
The creek isn’t far.
I leave my bike home
and walk.
I carry an old toy beach pail.
I’m fussier about my rocks
than I used to be.
I know I won’t fill the pail.
I’ll be happy if I find
just one special rock.
I’m ankle-deep in water
when I finally see one.
Smooth. Speckled green.
Like the egg of a rare bird.
I can feel myself smiling
as I pick it up.
Sometimes I put one of my rocks
in Ottilie’s tank.
Some rocks I let Parker borrow
for when he plays with
his plastic cowboys.
Not this one.
This is one of the all-time
beauties.
This baby is all mine.
DID YOU HEAR?
“Did you find one?”
I turn. It’s Alison.
“Your dad told me
you were here.”
“Look,” I say, all excited.
I show her the green speckled rock.
She ignores it. “Did you
hear the news?” she asks.
“Do you see my gorgeous rock?”
I ask.
Alison gives me a look.
“It’s a rock,” she says.
I give up.
“Yes, I heard the news.
Parker’s invited
to ride in the mayor’s car
in the Fourth of July parade.”
“Wow!” Alison squeals.
“That’s really something. But
it’s not the news
I’m talking about.”
ALISON’S NEWS
There seems to be
a rumor going around
that Gilbert
is the one
who robbed Mrs. Bagwell,
took her ring.
Mrs. Bagwell says
she’s 95 percent certain of it.
WHERE’S THE PROOF?
Dad says Mrs. Bagwell
shouldn’t be accusing Gilbert
without proof.
Just because
Gilbert moved some boxes
from Mrs. Bagwell’s attic
and had to pass by
her bedroom
where she keeps her jewelry
doesn’t mean he took her ring.
“No more than I took it,”
says Dad, “when I fixed
her ceiling fan.”
NICE
Mrs. Harden is being discharged
from the hospital tomorrow.
I’m making a Welcome Home card
for her.
Parker wants to make one too.
He comes into my room
with his can of broken crayons
in one hand
and a fistful of cookies
in the other.
He’s still wearing
his hero outfit.
(He even sleeps in it.)
“Can you help me, Suzy?”
I give him a look. “Can you be nice?”
“I can be nice,” he says.
He holds out his fist.
“Here. Take a cookie.”
STAYING WITH MRS. HARDEN
Mrs. Harden is home and
looking tired.
Her nephew, Paul,
has an important meeting today.
He asks if I will stay
with his aunt
for a couple hours—
“just to make sure
there are no problems.”
“Sure,” I tell him.
And it’s a good thing
I’m there,
because as soon as Mrs. Harden
goes up to her room
to take a nap,
the doorbell starts ringing.
It’s the mailman
with a package.
It’s the florist
with a dozen roses.
It’s Mrs. Capra
with a bowl of stewed plums.
And then Mrs. Kim
with cookies.
Last, it’s Mrs. Bagwell
with one of those
rotisserie chickens
from the supermarket.
I don’t like how
Mrs. Bagwell is blaming
Gilbert
for stealing her ring
when she has no proof.
I act polite, though.
I tell her Mrs. Harden
is resting.
I thank her for the chicken.
I feel like throwing the chicken
into the garbage.
But I don’t.
The chicken