even list all the characters in all the space movies ever made.
âRight, something like that,â Miss Steane said. She switched to her normal voice.
âIn other words,â she continued, âletâs liven things up. We donât want this to be a boring assignment. Have a bit of fun with it. That way, hopefully, no one has to be nervous.â
That was a lot easier said than done. We only had one week until we started giving our speeches. Sam had told me that almost everyone already had theirsmemorized. I hadnât even written mine yet. I kind of have this habit of putting things off until the last minute. Things turn out better that way. I think. Like the time I returned a new video game to the corner store just at the last minute. It was due at noon. I got to the door at 11:59. Good thing I did. If I had been there any earlier, I might have ended up in jail. It turns out that Samâs grandma had accidentally let her dog loose in the store. Heâd knocked over two racks of potato chips and three jars of jelly beans. I donât think I would have been able to resist taking some free samples off the floor if Iâd been there. Then I might have gotten arrested. Yep, being there just at the last minute worked for me that day.
Miss Steane smiled. âAfter the speeches are over on Wednesday, weâre going to have a âspeeches are over, middle of the weekâ party. Weâll present the favorite speech trophy and have some food and games. Donât forget; try to make your speech entertaining. Weâll all vote for our favorite speech right before the party.â
Everyone volunteered to bring stuff. I was going to bring the almonds from the stash I had stored for the squirrels, but I decided not to. The squirrels deserved them. When I found out Mrs. Wilson was organizing the party, I knew what I had to do. Mrs. Wilson wason the astronomy board. Mrs. Wilson loved to cook and eat. She also loved to try new recipes. Mrs. Wilson needed to find out about Momâs prize-winning healthy cooking. Well, maybe not prize-winning, but incredibly healthy.
That was my plan. Iâd impress her with Momâs famous organic fruit punch. Technically it was called a fruit smoothie, but I preferred to call it punch. Smoothie sounds too much like baby food. Mrs. Wilson would be begging for the recipe and then begging my mom for more ideas. Sheâd vote for Mom for sure. I just love the way things fall into place sometimes. But I couldnât put my plan into action right away. I had more important things to do. It was Monday afternoon and that meant fishing. The creek is deserted on Monday afternoons. The fish like it that way. They like us too; we hadnât caught anything in two years. They were safe with us.
Sam was hopping up and down when I met him after school. He held open a battered old book from the library.
âAtoms,â he said.
âAdamâs what?â I asked. I didnât even know an Adam, except for the short guy on the baseball team last year.
âAtomsâlike in science. Theyâre the smallest thing you can imagine. Scientists base a lot of physics theories on them, but you canât see them, not even with a microscope. They think theyâre there because of the reactions of the stuff around them. An atom is a thing that isnât there, but it really is.â
Sam looked proud of himself. âWormholes,â he said triumphantly.
Sam was thinking too much. We didnât have to dig wormholes; we were buying bait at the store. I tapped him on the shoulder. âLook,â I pointed out. âWe donât have shovels. Weâre buying our worms today, remember?â
âWormholes, like in astronomy. Your mom would like this one. Some people believe that there are these things called wormholes. Theyâre like invisible passageways to different parts of the universe and different times, sort of like time traveling. You