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baking day on Thursday when a square Pluto means you should be in with a chance of a larger portion than originally expected.
    Lucky trousers: Oxford bags
Lucky warbler: Willow
    G EMINI
    Uranus is particularly unpredictable midweek so allow a little extra time for any kind of group activity that might involve baby-oil and a rotary clothesline. On Wednesday or
Saturday you could make a journey that will result in the creation of a semi-professional formation lawnmower display team in West Byfleet.
    Lucky gazelle: Thompsons
Lucky surfeit: Lampreys
    C ANCER
    Sneaking a few days off last week on the pretext of having a cold was an inspired move, and allowed you the time to put the finishing touches to your magnum opus Gordon
Brown – The Musical! On Friday a wonderful aspect between your ruler Mars and dreamy Neptune means that at last that new moisturiser starts to work and you can finally say goodbye forever
to flaky earlobes.
    Lucky lozenge: Throaties
Lucky quay: Parkestone
    L EO
    After your well-deserved holiday recreating genuine mediaeval thatching using ‘Nonny-Nonny Hay’, you will be anxious to get back to your usual 2 hours solid work a
day. The rocky outcrop you passed on your way home is nothing to worry about and was probably due to the free-range eggs.
    Lucky Oxide: Aluminium
Lucky line: District
    V IRGO
    Refreshed from your recent triumph (a 1300cc brown Toledo) you can’t wait for the next challenge, and it seems that with Neptune in your birthsign on Tuesday you
won’t have long to wait – you can’t reach your shoelaces again. Mercury transiting your sign on Thursday indicates that despite what you’ve been told, Matabeleland is not a
theme park after all.
    Lucky fencing: Waney lap
Lucky vegetable: The eddo
    L IBRA
    Even if you have had some difficult times recently, in work and at home, this week is looking positive – apart from Wednesday when mischievous Pluto indicates that you
will be unmasked as the head of an international angelica smuggling ring and have to flee the country. Remember your ointment on Tuesday when Venus moves into your sign aggravating your dry
gulch.
    Lucky movement: Pincer
Lucky snack: Malt-loaf
    S CORPIO
    Many people with the Sun strong in their charts may find their career can advance now. This however does not apply to you as at the end of the week you discover that you are
being reared for your valuable pelt. You may need to leave a ladder in the bathroom on Tuesday as you discover that in your case cleanliness is next to weightlessness.
    Lucky heath: Haywards
Lucky trousers: Translucent
    S AGITTARIUS
    On Tuesday you will have cause to remember the Sicilian waiter that you upset last week while demonstrating a ‘Basildon blow-torch’ in his restaurant, and as a
result you find out that a Vendetta is not in fact an ice-cream dessert. Mars is transiting Uranus on Wednesday, so be prepared for a chilly reception.
    Lucky constant: Planck’s
Lucky Paige: Elaine
    C APRICORN
    On Tuesday, a trine Pluto means that the number 17 bus will be hijacked by Welsh fundamentalists again. Your intimate knowledge of Men of Harlech serves you well. Toward
the end of the week, you will receive good news about your application to play banjo for the Royal Philharmonic.
    Lucky attire: Red feathers and a ‘hooly-hooly’ skirt
Lucky stamp: Petulent
    A QUARIUS
    Saturn rising indicates that on Wednesday afternoon, you will meet a stranger in a green jacket. Under no circumstances should you buy tinned carrots from this person. A
careless comment in the betting shop on Friday may mean that you accidentally become Editor-in-Chief of the Jewish Herald .
    Lucky regiment: The 17th/21st Lancers
Lucky hairstyle: The Beehive
    P ISCES
    An unusual start to the day on Tuesday, when you are woken by Lord Soames dressed only in a short silk dressing-gown doing star-jumps in front of your picture window. The New
Moon rising will mean a domestic mishap on Thursday, when you find that the box of