thighs of steel.
But in case I was jumping to some unwarranted conclusion here, I backtracked and put it as a blunt question. âSo what youâre saying is, you and me, weâre over?â
âIâm saying weâve had great times together, Andi. Lots of fun. But Iâm going to be down in San Diego, and youâre going to be here. And I think weâve both always recognized that our relationship has . . . certain limitations, and we both need to widen our horizons and pursue new interests.â
âBut we can still be friends.â
He missed the sarcasm in that old line, because his face lit up in a relieved beam. âExactly. Friends! I knew youâd under-stand. Youâre such a good sport, Andi. The best.â
I didnât feel like a good sport. I didnât even want to be a good sport. What I wanted was to dump the glass of lemonade over Jerryâs head.
âWhat about your sailboat?â It was a dumb, irrelevant question, but it was all I could think of to fill space while I tried to keep my hand off that glass.
âIâll sell it before I leave. Iâll get a bigger and better one down there. Hey, maybe youâd like to buy it? I can give you a deal on it.â
âI . . . I donât think so. Thanks anyway.â
âIf you hear of anyone who might be interested, let me know. Weâve had fun times in it, havenât we? Youâve turned out to be very good sailor.â He leaned forward to give me an affectionate kiss on the nose. A good-sport kiss.
I backed out of his arms. Joella was right. The man had the sensitivity of a toadstool. Breaking up with me and telling me how wonderful this new woman was, trying to sell me his old sailboat. And then kissing me on the nose.
He kept on talking, telling me enthusiastically about how the company was going to pay his moving expenses, but I wasnât really listening. I was standing there feeling like the time Iâd been dumped overboard from his sailboat. In over my head and floundering in deep water.
Downsized.
Dumped.
Depressed.
And the week was only half over. What next?
As if in ominous answer to my unspoken question, the doorbell rang. Given the way things were going, it could be anyone. IRS agent, terrorist, serial killer . . .
3
T he young guy who stood on my doorstep was unfamiliar, but he looked harmless enough. Midtwenties, brick-red hair, freckles, baggy khaki pants with pockets down to the knees, sloppy gray T-shirt, scruffy running shoes of some indeterminate brand. But who knows what a serial killer looks like?
However, he was obviously at the wrong house. Probably even the wrong neighborhood. Because parked at the end of my walkway was the longest, sleekest, blackest vehicle Iâd ever seen, the likes of which had surely never touched the potholed asphalt of Secret View Lane before. Across the street, Tom Bolton had left his deck and come out to his gate for a better look.
âYouâre driving that ?â I said.
The guy gave the vehicle a disinterested glance. âYeah. I drove it up from Texas.â
âBut itâs a limousine. â A stretch limousine. And he didnât look as if he could afford to drive a â79 Pinto, let alone tool around in a limo.
âIâm looking for Andalusia McConnell. Is that you?â
Andalusia . âWell, yes,â I said, âbutââ
Jerry was behind me, hands on my waist. âIs that your real name? Andalusia? Sounds like some awful disease.â He deepened his voice to somber newscaster tones. âWeâve just gotten the latest update, folks, and the Andalusian flu is going to be really bad this year.â
The young guy gave Jerry an odd glance. âIt has something to do with Spain, doesnât it?â he asked me.
I felt an unexpected rush of warmth toward him for knowing that much. âYes, it does. And, yes, I am Andalusia McConnell.â With a good reason for the
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