blast away at anything that stirred the foliage. The Silent Gun was anything but silent, however, as we filed through the bush paths toward the killing fields; indeed, his voice was raised the lustiest as we startled farmers, villagers, and sometimes cattle drovers, all marveling at threeâoccasionally moreâobviously mad, conspicuously
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5 types, belting out their âAparo 6 Hunting Song,â which I had set to the tune of the spiritual âThereâs a Man Going Round Taking Names.â I replenished it with new verses during outings, each addition a giveaway for the result of the dayâs hunt. Such a day might begin buoyant and demolition-primed, end with the equivalent of Napoleonâs retreat from Moscow. Sauntering out with it was not uncommon for the day to end in a chastened recessional:
Till I fill it full of lead
I can hear it simmering gently on the flame
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An aparoâs waiting yonder with my name
It goes, quaw-awk, quaw-awk, quaw-awkâ itâs my game
It just wonât go to bed
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So, donât invite yourself to dinner chez moi
In this hunting clan, the merrier means fewer
As our forebearsâ saying goes
If a hunter counted his woes,
He would never invite a friend to dinner
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which you are!
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THE YEAR 1994 was closing on the brutal reign of Sani Abacha, and the stream of dissidents into exile had begun to increase. As if he had timed it with his annoying, statistical mind, Oje chose the final hours of that year to subsume all other flights into exile under his own irreversible departure, also filling mine with a warning of many frustrations to come. Close by, a mere four- or five-hour drive to his Ibadan home, where he had passed away, and an hour farther north toward Awe, his burial place, I was left to fume that I could not be present at his funeral, could not bid good-bye to an organism that had grown on me over the years. All that was left was to mourn his departure from exile through a surrogate. I was given no time to sink into this new loss and absorb the blow in my own wayâno! My farewell words were awaited, and a contact had agreed to pick up the message the following day.
I looked for solace of sorts in recalling how I would sometimes remind himâwhenever he proved difficultâthat I should, after all, be credited with having prolonged his life, or, more accurately, with having thwarted an earlier claim on his life. In turn, he rejected my claims, insisting instead that all that the âlifesavingâ episode revealed was what a soft underbelly was hidden beneath my public carapace. No sooner had he survived the illness that nearly took him away than he took to regaling any willing listener with details of my âunmanlyâ conduct at his bedside at the Lagoon Hospital in Apapa, Lagos. For Oje, it was the ultimate demystification, the explosion of the Kongi 7 myth, a reading that he relished and refused to abandon.
He was being prepared for his departure to Germany in an ambulance plane, a necessary recourse, alas, that was itself a damning commentary on the state of hospitals within the nation and the faith of the rulers in a national health service. That consideration presented no problems for the then dictator, Ibrahim Babangidaânor indeed for any of the heads of state before him. Babangida was not about to lose his top policy adviser; he ordered Oje Aboyadeâs immediate evacuation.
When the moment came to wheel him into the vehicle, however, I balked.
âWell, fly safely. And get yourself back here soon.â
His eyes opened wide in disbelief. âYouâre not coming to the airport with me?â
âNo, thank you. I already feel superfluous.â
âBut that budgetary provision youâre so concerned aboutâthe IMF relief packageâwe could discuss it some more on the way to the airport.â
At that point, I came clean. âNo way,â I said. âI saw Femi off