to answer the questions. Normally, the boys would have bolted, but we had a hook. One of them would win a date with my friend Suzanna Jubilee Blazer, the southern-belle beauty-pageant-winning daughter of the Blazer Buick family I mentioned before.
Tina sent the completed questionnaires to AuntAmber, who fed the information into her computer. The matching couples were announced at the dance. I never got to go to the dance after all the work of planning it because I broke my foot during a yodeling accident that morning. Itâs a long story. Anyway, it all turned out perfectly in the end. JFK left the dance early and came to the inn. He threw a stone up at my bedroom window to get my attention.
When I saw him standing there so beautiful in his tux, I nearly fainted. I changed into my pink gown, spritzed on some perfume, and hobbled down the stairs. We danced in the barn, and he gave me the locket. It was the most romantic night of my life. Now we are officially a couple. We talk every day, go out to dinner and the moviesâ¦.
But as Iâm remembering that night he gave me the locket, I start getting angry again. Ruby Sivler has that effect on me. You see, just when JFK gave me the locket, and I was laughing and crying, so happy, he said, âGuess who my match was for that compatible couple thing?â I said, âI donât know, who?â all the while screaming hopefully,
âMe, me,â
inside.
âIt was you,â JFK said, âand another girl too.â
Ruby Sivler.
I was sure of it. Rubyâs been after Joseph since seventh grade. I just knew sheâd find a way to fudge the answers so sheâd appear to be his perfect match. I started fuming inside, thinking how Iâd get back at Ruby for cheating, when all of a sudden JFK said, âBut the eleventh question broke the tie.â JFK and I were the real perfect match after all. Of course. And before I knew it, I kissed him. I kissed him. I kissed him
first.
And we slow-danced while cupid fluttered above us up in the raftersâ¦.
âWilla?â Tina says. âEarth to Willa.â
âSorry. I was thinking about how Ruby fudged the compatibility test so she could get matched with Joseph at the dance. When is she going to stop being such a sneaky â¦â
Tina has a weird look on her face. The look she gets when sheâs hiding something. âSo,â Tina says, picking up the Hotties catalog. âWhat else should I order?â
âTina?â
âWhat?â
âYouâre hiding something.â
âNo, Iâm not.â
âYes, you are.â
âNo.â
âYes.â
âNo.â
âTina, stop it. Tell me. What?â
Tinaâs face scrunches up like,
Are you sure you want to know?
My heart is pounding. This canât be good. âTell me, Tina, what?â
âOkay.â Tina sits back down on the bed. âNow, donât start getting all worried, I worry about you worrying so much, but there was this girl at the Valentineâs danceââ
âWho? What girl?â
âI donât know,â Tina says. âShe was wearing this glittery eye mask, you know, like they do at a costume ball, and everybody was wondering who she was. Then Dr. Swammyâoh, he looked handsome in his white tuxedoââ
âStick to the story, Tina.â
âOkay, sorry So Swammy announced the Compatibly Cupid Dance and started naming the couples. He called out me and Jessie. Oh, I wish you could have seen how hot Jessie looked ⦠okay, sorry, and then Swammy called, âJosephKennelly and Willa Havisham,â and then, âJoseph Kennelly and Mariel â¦â somebody or other.
âEverybody was like, âMariel who?â Some guy shouted, âWay to go, Joe, two for one.â And then the girl with the mask in the green gown edged her way forward and stood right next to Joseph. âIs that Willa?â Jessie asked me. And