can feel it in my whiskers.â
âYouâre clean shaven.â
âIâm talking about my hidden ones.â He winked.
She frowned. âThat better not be some sly reference to your pubes because thatâs just gross.â
The graceful Broderick stumbled, and she almost laughed, especially given the expression on his face. He didnât say anything to her remark, so she couldnât help but tease, âCat got your tongue?â
âNo, but if youâre not careful, this cat will take yours.â
âIâd like to see you try.â Sheâd put him flat on his ass âthen straddle him and kiss those tempting lips whileâ
Stop. Nope. Not happening. Broderick might appeal to her womanly side with his assertions that she was his soul mate, but she wasnât falling for his lame pickup lines. He should work his wiles on someone more gullible, someone she could easily intimidate. Because heâs mine. Donât touch.
The sudden spurt of jealousy took her by surprise. She barely knew the guy. Why would the thought of him chasing after another girl bother her?
âI brought you flowers.â He thrust out his hand, and she noted with surprise the arrangement of yellow roses. And not the wilted kind bought on a street corner for five dollars a bunch. Heâd actually procured fresh roses, the yellow buds just starting to open and emitting a lovely perfumed aroma.
No oneâs ever brought me flowers before. Tickets to a sporting event, yes. Takeout so they could eat in and tumble into bed happened more often than she liked. Oh, and the suave idiots who thought a box of extra-large condoms would impress her. That guy never even made it to second base. But flowers? How old school and cute.
While Lulu didnât take them, she did lower her gun. After all, there was no point in keeping it aimed when she knew she wouldnât shoot it. The guy was weird, maybe a little too ardent, but so far, harmless.
And if he wasnât, sheâd do to him what sheâd done to the mugger.
âYou can keep your flowers. I donât want them.â She didnât even own a vase to put them in. Not to mention, accepting them might encourage him. Men always seemed to think they were owed something if a girl said yes to anything.
âWhat about the chocolate?â His free hand yanked a small box, tied with a ribbon, from his pocket. The Godiva name caught her eye.
Chocolate.
Quality chocolate.
No. Must resist. She stuffed her hands in the pockets of her jacket lest she snatch the temptation from his hand. Her traitorous stomach gurgled, but surely he didnât hear it.
Judging by the amused tilt of his lips, he did. âTheyâve got creamy centers.â
Evil man. Up came the gun. âMove away with your deadly chocolate.â
Still smiling, he lifted both hands laden with gifts, high enough that the fabric of his T-shirt dragged up and over the waist of his low-hanging jeans.
Her gaze was drawn to the narrow band of flesh exposed, the glimpse of taut abdominals and a thatch of hair, arrowing down to â¦
âAre you seriously getting a boner right now?â She couldnât help her incredulous inquiry. âYou do realize I am pointing a gun at you.â
âAnd itâs awfully sexy. I donât suppose once we become a couple that youâd mind if I rented you a sexy cop-girl uniform? You could arrest me. Maybe frisk me. Then strip search me for evidence.â
She almost went cross-eyed at his blatant proposition, less because of the audacity but more because she could picture it. With the addition of cuffs.
âWe are not going to be a couple.â Tired of spinning in circles when it came to talking to Broderick, and even more tired of trying to resist his damned charm, she spun and headed to her car, a late model Mazda 3, a perfect little commuter car for a girl in the city.
She didnât know heâd followed
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