kneeling on the floor next to Alice, patting her distractedly on the shoulder. Then she stopped patting. âOh, my. Why do you get all the fun?â
Alice twisted her head and saw two handsome men in blue overalls striding toward them, carrying first aid equipment. Embarrassed, she struggled to sit up.
âStay there, honey,â called out the taller one.
âHe looks just like George Clooney,â breathed Jane in her ear. He did, too. Alice couldnât help but feel cheerier. It seemed sheâd woken up in an episode of ER .
âHey, there.â George Clooney squatted down next to them, big hands resting between his knees. âWhatâs your name?â
âJane,â said Jane. âOh. Her name is Alice.â
âWhatâs your full name, Alice?â George gently took her wrist and pushed two fingers against her pulse.
âAlice Mary Love.â
âHad a bit of a fall did you, Alice?â
âApparently I did. I donât remember it.â Alice felt teary and special, as she generally did when she talked to any health professional, even a chemist. She blamed her mother for making too much of a fuss over her when she was sick as a child. She and Elisabeth were both terrible hypochondriacs.
âDo you know where you are?â asked George.
âNot really,â said Alice. âApparently Iâm in a gym .â
âShe fell off her bike during the spin class.â Jane adjusted her bra strap beneath her top. âI saw it happen. Iâm pretty sure she fainted. Her head smashed against the handlebars of the bike next to her. Sheâs been unconscious for about ten minutes.â
Spin Crazy Girl reappeared, ponytail swinging, and Alice stared up at her smooth long legs and hard flat stomach. It looked like a pretend stomach. âShe canât have had her feet strapped to the pedals properly. I do make a point of reminding everyone about that at the beginning of the class. Itâs a safety issue,â said Spin Crazy Girl to George Clooney in the confidential tone of one professional talking to another. âAlso, I really donât recommend spin classes to pregnant women. I did ask if anyone was pregnant.â
âDonât worry, weâll sue if necessary,â said Jane quietly to Alice.
âHow many weeks are you, Alice?â asked George.
Alice went to answer and to her surprise found a blank space in her head.
âThirteen,â she said, after a second. âI mean, fourteen. Fourteen weeks.â Theyâd had the twelve-week ultrasound at least two weeks ago. The Sultana had done a peculiar little jump, like a disco dance move, as if someone had poked it in the back, and afterward Nick and Alice had kept trying to replicate the movement for people. Everyone had been polite and said it was remarkable.
She put a hand to her stomach again and for the first time she noticed what she was wearing. Sneakers and white socks. Black shorts and a yellow sleeveless top with a shiny gold-foil sticker stuck to her top. It seemed to be a picture of a dinosaur with a balloon coming out of its mouth saying, âROCK ON.â Rock on?
âWhere did these clothes come from?â she asked Jane accusingly. âThese arenât my clothes.â
Jane raised a meaningful eyebrow at George.
âThereâs a dinosaur stuck to my shirt,â said Alice, awestruck.
âWhat day of the week is it today, Alice?â asked George.
âFriday,â answered Alice. She was cheating, because Jane had told her they were doing a âFriday spin class.â Whatever that was.
âRemember what you had for breakfast?â George gently examined the side of her head while he talked. The other paramedic strapped a blood-pressure monitor to her upper arm and pumped it up.
âPeanut butter on toast?â
That was what she generally had for breakfast. It seemed a safe bet.
âHe doesnât actually know what