looked like a kitten, but it was spikierthan any kitten should be. âWhatâs that thing?â she asked.
âIâm not a thing. Iâm the kit-fae,â said the creature. It stretched two furry wings.
âUggg â¦â said Jemima. âIt talks!â
âItâs fairy-breed, like me,â said Weava. âThere are lots of us about.â
âThen how come Iâve never seen any before?â asked Jemima.
âThatâs âcos we use DNM, or Donât Notice Me, spells to make sure you donât,â said Weava.
She frowned. âWell, mostly. My sister isnât using hers now. Sheâs living like a human. She wants me to do it, too. Iâm trying to force her to do a spell so sheâll have to stop pretending. But itâs difficult.â
Jemima felt as if her brain was being stretched out of shape. âUmâ¦what kind of spell?â she asked.
âI was going to give you some black magic cake, so youâd get a tummy ache,â said Weava. âI thought Merry would do a spell to fix that, but instead she threw the cake away. She didnât need magic for that.â
âIt was mean of you to hope I got a tummy ache!â said Jemima. âIâve never done anything bad to you!â
âThatâs the point,â said Weava. âI have to do something really naughty, otherwise Merry will ignore it. BesidesâI must do a bad deed so I can win my Badge of Badness. I canât get into the Abademy without it.â She smiled at Jemima. âThe Abademy of Badness is a special school for fairy-breed. Once Iâm there, Iâll be happy.â
âIâd be happy, too, if Mum would stop trying to make me have fun,â said Jemima.âI wish sheâd listen when I tell her I donât want to go to costume parties.â
âYour mum and my sister should stop meddling,â said Weava. âMaybe you could help me teach my sister a lesson, and Iâll do the same with your mum?â
âItâs a deal,â said Jemima.
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* Fairy-breed use special âDonât Notice Meâ spells to stop humans noticing them. They are called âDNMâs for short.
6. Battle for the Broomstick
âIâve thought of a wandiful bad deed, Jemima,â said Weava. âIt will teach your mother a lesson, and force Merry to do something witchy.â
She jumped off the bed. âBroomstick time! Weâll ride around this building and in and out of the windows. Everyone will see us. Your mother will be scared, and Merry will have to do a spell to get usdown. Then sheâll do a forgettery-spell on everyone who saw us.â *
The kit-fae was delighted. âNow youâre talking, witchling!â it yowled. âThatâs big. Thatâs bad. The hags love a grand performance.â
Weava took her broom in one hand. âYou come, too,â she said to the kit-fae. It sprang up and crawled under her cloak. âCome on,â she said to Jemima.
They walked into the lounge room.
Merry was labelling bottles. âAre you going to be good now?â she asked, without looking up.
âOf course not,â said Weava. âJemima and I are going for a broomstick ride.â
Merry jumped up, goggling at Jemima. âWhere did you come from?â
âThrough the window,â said Weava.
âThrough theâ¦â Merryâs gaze shifted to the broom in Weavaâs hand. âNo!â she said. âWeava, you canât take that broom outside. And take your costume off!â
âGive it up, Merry,â said Weava. âJemima knows youâre a witch, and she thinks itâs wandiful, donât you, Jemima?â
Jemima nodded.
Merry took Jemimaâs hand and drew her aside. âWeava sometimes tells fibs. Donât encourage her.â
âI heard that!â said Weava. âCome on, Jemima.â She tugged Jemimaâs other