Not for the first time either. Nelson seems to take great pleasure in rendering Argent unconscious. âItâs like shocking a monkey to teach it not to take the banana,â Nelson had said. The next song on the radio had been âShock the Monkey.â Argent is convinced that Nelson is psychic.
The prewar oldies station now plays Pearl Jam at the volume Nelson prefers: just loud enough to almost hear. Argent must constantly resist the impulse to turn up the annoyingly low music.
As Argent looks at the AWOLs in the back, the last kid that Argent caught locks eyes with him. Heâs a harsh-faced boywith gentle amber eyes that clash with the severity of his face. His eyes beg for something from Argent, but what? Release? Mercy? An explanation of why his life has come to this?
âStop it!â Argent tells him. âWhatever you want, youâre not gettinâ it.â
âBff-foo,â he mumbles through his gag.
âNo bathroom stops!â Argent growls. âYouâll hold it until we decide to stopâand donât give me those puppy-dog eyes unless you want âem punched black-and-blue.â Another idle threat, but the kid doesnât know that. The boy casts his eyes to the scuffed floor of the van in defeat, which cheers Argent up.
âHey,â Argent says to him. âFunny that weâre in a U-Haul, because weâre hauling you. Get it? Hauling U ?â
âDo your lips ever stop flapping?â Nelson asks.
âJust having some fun.â Argent has to admit that thereâs something very rewarding in talking to people who canât talk back. âHeyâI think youâre gonna want this kidâs eyes,â Argent tells Nelson. âTheyâre even nicer than the ones you got now.â
And after an uncomfortable pause, Nelson says, âThereâs only one pair of eyes I want.â
Even without Nelson telling him, Argent knows whose eyes he wants as his ultimate trophy. âYou know, one of themâs not even his,â Argent points out. âConnor got stuck with a new eye along with his new arm.â
âThat doesnât matter,â Nelson snaps. âItâs not about whose eyes I receive ; itâs about whose eyes I take .â
âYeah, I get that. If youâre seeing through his eyes it means heâs not seeing through them anymore.â Then Argent grins. âAnd besides, who wants a trophy on a shelf somewhere, when it can be right in your face. Get it? In your face ?â
Nelson doesnât even offer him the courtesy of a groan. âI donât want to hear your voice anymore,â Nelson says. âJustbecause youâre a waste of life doesnât mean you have to be a waste of breath as well.â
âYeah? Well, this waste of life just caught four prime AWOLs for you to sell to your black-market buddy.â
Nelson turns to him, revealing the good half of his faceâthe half that wasnât burned when he lay unconscious in the Arizona sun. Here is something else that bonds them beyond their shared hatred: They both have half of a face. Put Nelsonâs left half together with Argentâs right, and youâve got a whole. That proves they belong together as a team.
âHeâs not my buddy!â Nelson says. âDivan is the premier flesh trader in the western world. He even gives the Burmese Dah Zey a run for its money. He is a gentleman who appreciates formality, and when you meet him, you will treat him as such.â
âWhatever,â Argent says. Then he has to ask âSo does this Divan guy treat Unwinds like the Dah Zey? Without anesthesia and stuff?â
The suggestion elicits groans and muffled sobs from the back, and Nelson throws Argent a searing glance. âDo I really need to tranq you again to get you to shut up?â
Argent, not caring for those little glimpses of death and the headaches that follow, zips his lips, determined to stay