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couldn’t help but take a sly sniff of him.
    Not a whiff of patchouli or dead bodies.
    Phew.
    In fact, he smelled really rather delicious, all lemony-spice shower gel and fresh coffee. And, as it happened, Marla loved coffee. And lemons.
    She led him into the small back kitchen and gestured for him to take a seat at the buttercup-yellow formica table. As she flicked the kettle on, she turned to him sceptically. ‘Do you
really
need sugar?’
    He grinned again. He needed to stop doing that. It was distracting.
    ‘Not especially. But I could murder a coffee.’
    Marla made no move to take his bashed up mug from him, but instead took down two pretty duck-egg blue cups from the cupboard and heaped coffee into them. They needed to talk. It might as well be civilised, over coffee. And at least here she had the advantage of being on home turf.
    ‘Sugar?’ She held the jar up.
    He shook his head and laughed. ‘Never touch the stuff.’
    Why oh why did he have to have a beautiful voice to match his beautiful face?
His soft Irish lilt was full of gravel, as if the man had actually swallowed a bucket full of blarney stones. She placed the cups down on the table before dropping into the seat opposite him.
    ‘I’m Marla.’
    ‘Marla. That’s unusual.’
    Oh God.
Her name sounded bone-meltingly good with his Irish lilt. He rolled the R in the middle, as if he were playing with it in his mouth, and deciding whether or not to let it escape.
    He raised his cup in salute. ‘To new neighbours.’
    And there it was.
    The perfect inroad into the most delicate of conversations. Marla sipped her coffee and eyed him over the rim, suddenly unsure how to begin now show time had arrived.
    He lowered his cup and watched her steadily. ‘So … a little bird told me you wanted to see me.’
    Marla coughed at the description of Guinness Guts as a ‘little bird’, but at least he appeared to have passed on her message. It was no good; she couldn’t put it off any longer. ‘Look, this is awkward, so I’ll just come right out and say it. I’m afraid you can’t move in next door.’
    She breathed out hard and registered the way his eyebrows inched upwards. He nodded and took a long, contemplative sip of his coffee. ‘I know my line of business sometimes makes people a bit squeamish, but honestly, there’s no need to worry. I’ll make sure we don’t cause you any bother.’
    Did he really think that that was all there was to this? That she was simply being
squeamish
? Unfortunately for Marla, he chose that moment to smile at her again and temporarily robbed her of the ability to speak.
    ‘Look. I promise you won’t be suddenly seeing dead bodies all the time or anything. Scout’s honour.’
    He was trying to make light of it.
The need to clarify the situation burned in Marla’s gut until she finally regained power over her vocal chords.
    ‘Gabe, I don’t think you understand what I’m saying.
This
,’ she spread her hands to encompass the building around them. ‘
This
is a wedding chapel. It’s a
happy
place.’
    Trouble seeped slowly into his dark eyes, but he held his tongue and let her speak.
    ‘It’s a place where people come to celebrate love, and life, and to enjoy the best day of their lives, you understand?’
    He nodded, and for a second he looked as if he really might. Maybe there was hope, after all. Marla crossed her fingers underneath the table and waited.
    ‘Okay.’
    Okay?
Even in her wildest dreams, Marla hadn’t expected him to give in
that
easily.
    ‘Okay. I can see that our businesses
are
very different, but I’m also pretty sure we can work something out. A little give and take, you know?’
    Damn it
. Either he hadn’t listened, or he was being deliberately evasive.
    ‘Give and take? Give and take?’ She couldn’t hold her voice steady as it helter-skeltered up several octaves. ‘Gabe, people won’t book to get married here if they see a dirty great hearse parked up in the street or a wailing