best friends. âSal! Get your ass up here! New
Satanville
in t-minus two minutes! And you better have sweets!â
âI come bearing Haribo!â Sally replied.
Stanâs head appeared next to Jennieâs in the window. âCome on up, Feather, the doorâs open!â
Sally hurried onto the porch and let herself in. The door was always unlocked. Unlike her sterile abode, Stanâs was always noisy and chaotic, the way a home should be. Edie, wearing Stanâs hand-me-down Buzz Lightyear costume, ran up to greet her in the hall. âSally!â She wrapped herself around Sallyâs legs.
âHey there, you. Iâm gonna need my legs back!â
âTheyâre mine now!â the little girl growled.
âEdie, let her go!â It was Mrs Randall, Stanâs mum. She was heavily pregnant again, although just as full of cheer as ever. She approached and gave Sally a hug. âGo on up, sweetheart, you donât wanna miss the start of your show.â
âThanks, Mrs Randall.â
âHow many times?â She smiled. â
Please
call me Lou.â
âSorry!â Sally blushed â she had to be reminded every time. Edie unhooked herself and Sally dashed up the stairs. Stanâs bedroom door was covered in stickers of bands they liked and a massive poster of the
Satanville
cast standing in a graveyard. She barged her way in and found Stan sitting cross-legged on his bed, Mr Squid sat in his lap, while Jennie was on the Pokémon beanbag next to the bed.
âHey!â Stan shifted to make room for her. He put the well-loved stuffed squid with buttons-for-eyes on his pillow. âYou OK?â
Jennie sprang up like Tigger and threw her arms round her. Sally breathed in her familiar, sugary perfume. She smelled like Love Hearts. When Sally closed her eyes and thought of her friend, she always saw strawberry-milkshake pink. âRelax, Jen, I brought the gummy bears! You donât have to wrestle them from me.â
âThat wasnât for the gummy bears, dummy.â She tucked a magenta stripe of hair behind her ear. âThat was for the trauma. Stan told me what happened.â
âAre you all right?â Stan looked up at her, his wide, blue eyes peering out from under his floppy fringe.
She threw him the gummy bears. âYeah, Iâm fine. It was awful, obviously, but I guess itâs inevitable. Sooner or later, weâll all accidentally hold Melody Vineâs hand.â
Her friends chuckled.
âGod, I hope you sterilised your hand afterwards.â Jennie flopped back into the beanbag. âBut seriously?â
But seriously
was their code to stop joking around.
âBut seriously? It was messed up. I wish I could sterilise my
brain
â thereâs no way Iâll sleep tonight.â She joined Stan on the bed, fingering her bracelets. The three of them had matching ones â a tribute to Zeke from
Satanville
who wore the same ones â three straps of red, brown and black leather twined together.
âMan, you are so lucky to have seen a real dead person,â said Stan, morbid as ever.
âOh yeah, I feel blessed.â
âBut seriously. Who was he?â Stan asked.
Sally shrugged. âNo idea. The police couldnât find any ID on him. John Doe, I guess.â Thatâs what they always said on American shows.
âOh, thatâs so sad. Sadface.â Jennie made a sad face.
âDouble sadface.â Sally paused, a little ashamed of what she was about to say. âBut it was really scary too. There was something . . . wrong about him . . . Iâve never seen anyone freak out like that.â
Stan gave her a gentle punch on the arm. It was weird; even though theyâd known each other
for ever
and were best friends, they never hugged, held hands or touched unless absolutely necessary. They had very definite rules about personal space. âIt must have been awful â but . . .