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can’t even imagine. now that really gave me the chills.
mad maddie:
zoe. do u even hear what ur saying?
zoegirl:
what?
mad maddie:
“it’ll change your life in a way u can’t even imagine”? he is hitting on u!!!
zoegirl:
shut up. just because you can’t be serious, that doesn’t mean no one else can.
zoegirl:
it was a good conversation. it felt… important.
mad maddie:
whatevs. i still say he’s hitting on u!
    Fri, Sept 10 , 9:19 PM E.D.T .
mad maddie:
i’m listening to the Contemporary Christian station on Pandora in your honor. thought u should know.
zoegirl:
yeah right
mad maddie:
it’s giving me warm JC fuzzines, baby!
    Sun, Sept 12, 8:52 PM E.D.T .
SnowAngel:
aarrghhh!
zoegirl:
hello to you too.
SnowAngel:
aarrghhhhhhh!
zoegirl:
something bothering you?
SnowAngel:
chrissy dropped my face brush into the toilet!!!
zoegirl:
huh?
SnowAngel:
my hinoki polishing facial brush—IN THE TOILET!!! *stomps on picture of chrissy*
zoegirl:
you brush your face?
SnowAngel:
yr missing the point. my sister dropped my face brush into the toilet, which was, yes, currently in use. by HER. the toilet, not my face brush.
SnowAngel:
well, actually both
SnowAngel:
AND she’s got strep, so her pee is all orange from antibiotics. *stomp stomp stomp*
zoegirl:
i take it you’re not happy about this?
SnowAngel:
would u be? i use my face brush to wash my FACE. u know, instead of a washcloth. it lifts away dead cells while improving circulation.
zoegirl:
you don’t say
SnowAngel:
AND I JUST THIS VERY SECOND USED IT!!!! AFTER SHE DROPPED IT IN THE FREAKIN TOILET!!!!!!!!
zoegirl:
ewww. why?
SnowAngel:
*pulls hair from roots* cuz she didn’t TELL me until just now! she thought i’d be mad!
zoegirl:
so basically you washed your face in chrissy’s stinky orange pee?
SnowAngel:
u r not being helpful. *stomps on picture of zoe AND picture of chrissy*
zoegirl:
i’m sorry, but that’s disgusting. surely chrissy washed it off.
SnowAngel:
she RINSED it. that’s what she says, she RINSED it. like that makes me feel a hell of a lot better.
zoegirl:
back in christopher columbus’s time, people used to brush their teeth with pee. did u know that?
SnowAngel:
*breathes deeply* i did not know that, zoe.
zoegirl:
although i think it was only people who were taking long sea voyages and ran out of toothpaste…
SnowAngel:
that’s it. good-bye.
zoegirl:
wait! angela?
zoegirl:
angela!!!!
zoegirl:
fine. just don’t expect me to kiss you tomorrow. air kisses, that’s all you’ll get!
zoegirl:
ANGELA!!!!!!
    Mon, Sept 13, 5:15 PM E.D.T .
SnowAngel:
hellooo, maddie
mad maddie:
hellooo, angela
SnowAngel:
i saw jana whitaker after 6th period today. she was looking especially tacky in her sparkly emerald eyeshadow, and she was trash-talking julie matthews. i swear, she is ALWAYS putting down ppl who are supposedly her friends. have u noticed?
mad maddie:
what’d she say?
SnowAngel:
terri was like, “oh, julie, u look so cute. u cld be anna kendrick’s secret twin, i’m not kidding.” and jana goes, “so true! u could totally be her twin—the chubby version!”
mad maddie:
ouch
SnowAngel:
julie turned bright red and tugged on her shirt, like to cover herself up, and jana goes, “just stick to your diet, you’ll get there.” as if calling her chubby was ok since it was mixed in with this great show of support. but julie’s not even fat, so there was no reason for jana to say all that in the first place.
mad maddie:
does jana have a reason for anything she says?
SnowAngel:
i swear, she’s like an infection. she gloms on wherever she spots a weakness and makes it five thousand times worse.
mad maddie:
and yet everyone still worships her and secretly craves her approval. why is that?
SnowAngel:
i have NO idea. anyway, not everyone craves her approval. i certainly don’t. and u don’t, of course.
SnowAngel:
right?
mad