wasnât my field, either. All the same, I should have identified the photograph. Every art historian takes introductory courses, and every woman worthy of the name is fascinated by jewels. Gerda had one-upped me with consummate skill, and it was for that reason, I think, that I pursued the matter. On such low-down, petty motives does our fate depend. If Gerda had not tried to show off, and made me look stupidâif I hadnât been suffering from a well-deserved hang-overâI would probably have returned to my office, tossed the photo into a âpendingâ file, and awaited the expected, irate inquiry from the sender. Which would not have come.
Instead, I said sharply, âWhat did you do with the outer envelope?â
Schmidt was still studying the photograph with a puzzled frown. Without looking up he asked, âHow do you know there was another envelope?â
âBecause this one is blankâno address, no stamps, no postmark. Come on, Gerda; there had to be an outer envelope. What happened to it?â
Gerdaâs eyes shifted. Mine followed the directionof her gaze. Her wastebasket was not only empty, it was as clean as my kitchen floor. CleanerâI have a dog. âYou threw it away?â I yelled.
âIt was covered with filth,â Gerda said, with a fastidious curl of her lip. âStained and dirtyâone could scarcely read the name.â
âWas there a return address?â
âNone that I could read. The dirty stainsââ
âPostmark?â
Gerda shrugged.
Schmidt followed me out of the office. I asked him where he was going, and he said simply, âWith you.â
âWhy?â
âYou are going to look through the trash for the missing envelope.â Schmidt savored the phrase. âThe missing envelopeâ¦A good title for a thriller, nicht ?â
âItâs been used. Probably by Nancy Drew.â
Schmidt didnât ask who Nancy Drew was. Maybe he knew. As I said, he has deplorable tastes in literature. âAnd,â he went on cheerfully, âa good beginning for an adventure.â
âWhat makes you think this is the beginning of an adventure? If,â I added, âone can apply that melodramatic word to the unfortunate incidents that have marked my academic career.â
âI hope it is. It has been six months since our last case. I am bored.â
Since Schmidtâs only contribution to my last âcase,â if it could be called that, was to be pushed into the local slammer by a group of suspicious Swedes, his use of the plural pronoun might have been questionedâbut not by me. He was still sulking about missing most of the fun. I didnât want to hurt his feelings, but I didnât want to encourage him either. I had had enough âcases,â or âadventures,â or, more accurately, ânarrow escapes.â
Not that I expected the mysterious photograph (damn! another thriller title) would lead to any such undesired development. It wasnât really mysterious, only odd, and if I could find the covering letterâthere must be one, Gerda had simply overlooked itâthe oddity would turn out to be odd only in the academic sense. Like most academicians, I had received my share of crank letters. Some were communiqués from the lunatic fringes of historical scholarshipâlike the woman who claimed to be possessed by the ghost of Hieronymus Bosch. Before her family got her committed, she sent me fifteen huge canvases she had painted under his spiritual direction. Some were from amiable ignoramuses who hoped to sell us some piece of junk they had dug out of the attic. This would probably turn out to be something of that sort, and my present quest was a real waste of time and effort. Possibly an explanatory letter had been sent under separate cover and had been delayed in transit. In any case, if the idea was important enough to the sender, he or she would write again when