in mockery. âAh, so kind of you to sanction it. It is the best, isnât it?â
âIngeniously evil, yes.â
âIndeed. But you donât think Iâm so pathetic that Iâd hang on to my âcomplexâ for this long, hold one womanâs crimes against the whole sex, do you?â
She advanced on him, secure that he wouldnât step back to keep his distance. âNo. Youâre too penetrâ¦uhâ¦discerning, toocerebral to turn your deservedly atrocious opinion of one into a generalization you know is bound to be faulty.â
He didnât need to back off. The look in his eyes was enough to keep her paces away. âProblem is, I only stumble across women who reinforce my âdeservedly atrocious opinion.â Not that theyâre cold-blooded criminals. Seems Iâm not about to get that lucky twice in one nearly aborted lifetime. But I draw only those with a toxic level of self-serving cunning and hunger for power. So my generalization has yet to be proven faulty.â
âYou mean womenâother than meâwere brave enough to come near you?â
âSome, under the compulsion of my status and holdings, were as foolhardy. Very briefly, though. Their survival instinct kicked in, overwhelming even their avarice.â
âDoesnât one exception prove the generalization wrong?â
He barked a denigrating laugh. âYou being said exception?â
She smiled into his eyes, unfazed by the expected ridicule. âI certainly donât have a toxic level of anything, and I have levels in the negative when it comes to avarice and power hunger.â
âSays the woman who married a ruling prince and then an heir to a shipping empire. Killed one off and divorced the other after getting him disinherited.â
That made her smile falter. âUhâ¦weâre still in the zone of obnoxious one-upmanship, right?â
âWeâre in the zone of stating facts.â
She raised both eyebrows in answering challenge. âMy killing off Uncle Ziad and getting Brad disinherited are âfactsâ? On the M-class Planet Paranoia, where you make up a population of one?â
He put a hand to his left shoulder, gave a bow of mock contrition. âMy apologies. You had nothing to do with eitherâs literal or financial demise. Both were stupid enough to marry you and cause their own destruction. An ill man older than your father, trying to keep up with a sexual ego-crushing bride, and a barely out-of-diapers babe who destroyed his future to impress a seductress a hundred years his senior in maturity.â
Her mouth dropped open. She closed it. It dropped open again.
Then she burst out laughing. âOh, boy, youâre good. Do you even think of the things that stampede out of your lips, or do you just open your mouth and they lash out into existence?â
He inclined his head. âThanks for sparing me the hackneyed act of indignation and sanctioning the truth.â
âYouâre so far from the truth you could be in another nebula. But youâre still so good, youâd be a global success in scripting satires, too. You entertain me to no end even while you try to insult me.â
âMeaning Iâm failing to? I must be losing my powers. Do you have arsenic on you?â
Another chuckle burst out of her, even as the reminder of his ordeal sent empathy shearing through her. âYour kryptonite, eh? Nah. Iâm as nontoxic as it gets. But insults are insulting only when they contain painful truth. Yours donât have even a trace of it, are so far-fetched, theyâre purely hilarious.â
He suddenly took a step forward. She almost fell flat on her back in surprise.
âYou know whatâs hilarious?â His drawl was laced with danger. âYour calling your deceased husband âuncle.â Was that his fetish?â
She waited, not breathing, to see if heâd close the remaining gap