fast, circling the desks. A fair-haired boy in a wheelchair reversed rapidly out of her way as she passed.
âSorry, Missâno brakes!â the girl yelled as she shot by.
Miss Jones grabbed the girlâs shoulders and was dragged along for several metres before they both skidded to a halt. The soles of the teacherâs shoes were smoking, and there was a strong smell of burnt rubber.
âThank you, Beth,â Miss Jones said. âNow if you will please put those skates in the stock cupboard and sit down, Iâd like to introduce Alfie, whoâs joining Class 3D today.â
âWicked,â shouted a boy with close-cut dark hair. âCan Alfie sit by me, Miss? Can he? Please?â
âWeâll sort out where Alfie sits in a minute,â Miss Jones told the boy. She waited for Beth to sit down. Under her helmet, Alfie saw that Beth had brown hair that was cut into the same exact shape, so it looked likeshe still had the helmet on.
âRight, then,â Miss Jones said, âI think we should all introduce ourselves.â
A smug-looking girl with dark hair and glasses cleared her throat and stood up. She looked at Alfie suspiciously. âIâm Chloe,â she said. âAnd my dad is just so important. Heâs a spy, but obviously I canât tell you his name or where he is. But I expect you know all about him anyway, heâs just so famous.â She looked expectantly at Alfie.
âNo, sorry,â he said.
Chloe went as pink as Bethâs helmet and sat down. She glared at Alfie.
The boy with short dark hair laughed and Miss Jones pointed at him. âJack.â
Jack stood up. âIâm Jack and my dadâs farmore important than Chloeâs. During the holidays we went to Russia because Dad has to go to meetings at the Kremlin with the President and other important people. I worked out how they could keep the streets clear of snow and ice, but Dad said it would cost too much.â
Next was the fair-haired boy in the wheelchair. One arm of the wheelchair opened and a clipboard with notes on it popped up on a metal rod. He read out loud from the notes. âIâm Sam. My mum works at the Hush-Hush Department inventing stuff for agents. She made my wheelchair because the NHS one didnât have a very good anti-missile protection system. And one of the wheels was wonky.â
Alfie tried his best not to look puzzled, because he didnât want to look stupid in front of his new class. But it seemed to him that this was the most peculiar bunch of children he had ever met.
Then Beth stood up. She had taken off the jet-skates and was now wearing a pair of ordinary looking trainers. âIâm Beth and I invent stuff. My dadâs in the Government Inventing Taskforce.â She paused and sniffed. âThatâs GIT to you,â she said to Chloe, who scowled and looked away. âAnyway, I have my own laboratory and everything and Iâve designed tons of great stuff including a robot that can tie your shoelaces.â
âShe brought it in for show and tell,â Sam said. âIt tied her shoelaces together and she fell over.â
âThat is not true,â Beth shouted. âAlice tripped me up.â
âDid not,â said the last of the girls. She was short and thin with long blonde hair.âNever in a million years. And if I did, you deserved it. So there.â She caught Miss Jonesâs severe look and stood up. âAnyway, Iâm Alice. My dadâs a double-double agent.â She frowned and checked on her fingers. âOr it might be double-double-double. It gets very confusing.â
âIsnât that a triple-double?â the last of the boys asked.
âNo,â Alice snapped back. âThatâs just stupid. How can you be so stupid, Harry? It might be a double-triple, but whoever heard of a triple-double?â
âYou next, Harry,â Miss Jones said quickly.
Harry stood up.
Michael Boughn Robert Duncan Victor Coleman