smiling and saying âhiâ to everybody. I reached Ardis. âHi,â I said to her. I ignored Suzanne.
âWhatâs happening, Wilma?â Ardis asked.
I donât think Iâd ever grinned before the way I did then. Ardis got the full power of the day Iâd had. âI donât know whatâs happening. But whatever it is, itâs fabulous.â
She smiled back at me. âWay to go.â
She walked me to the subway, along with Suzanne and at least twenty other kids. Ardis didnât say anything, just walked next to me.
âDo you have any pets?â I asked. It was the first thing I wanted to know about anybody, though, given my reputation, maybe I shouldnât have brought up the subject.
She shook her head.
Oh. That was a disappointment.
âMe neither,â Suzanne said.
âI have Shanara, my little sister.â Ardis laughed. She had the best laughâgenuine and shoulder shaking. A whole body laugh, not a brain laugh, and nothing mean about it. âShanara follows me around like a dog. Sheâs eight, and sheâs sweet.â
Suzanne said, âIâm an only chââ
âMy sister Maud is four years older than me,â I said. âIf she ever called me sweet, Iâd faint.â
I didnât know what to say next, but Ardis asked which teachers I had. We compared while Suzanne kept interrupting with the teachers she had. Ardis had Mr. Pike for science, and Iâd had him in seventh grade. He was good for months of conversationâhow he picked his ears with a bent paper clip; how his Adamâs apple was so big, it looked like heâd swallowed a golf ball; how he rocked back and forth till you almost got seasick.
I told her about the time last year when he gave us a test, and he started rocking, and he rocked so hard, he fell off his chair.
She laughed again. I had made Ardis Lundy laugh. Twice. Me.
Mr. Pike lasted us to the subway. Ardis didnât take the subway to get home, so we said good-bye, and I was left with Suzanne. I wished she had gone too.
âI always wanted a dog,â Suzanne told me while we waited for our train.
âSo you could write a secret-life essay like I did?â
âYeah. That was a super essay. So imaginative.â
I pinched myself. It hurt.
Our train came. âI thought Iâd look cute walking a tiny poodle,â Suzanne continued as we got on, âbut Daddy said Iâd have to pick up after it, and thatâs disgusting.â
If you love an animal, you donât mind what goes along with it.
âGuess what.â Suzanne smiled. Smirked, really.
âWhat?â
âI have history with Ardis. I saw the last test Bluestein gave back to her. She got a fifty-seven.â
Suzanne being friendly was as mean as Suzanne being mean.
âSo she failed one test,â I said.
The train stopped at our station, Sixty-sixth Street. Suzanne gossiped all the way home. She told me that Evadney Jonesâs friends had cheated when they had counted the votes for SGO president. She said that Erica couldnât afford to go to Elliot next year because her mother had lost her job.
We went into our building. My apartment was on the third floor, and Suzanneâs was on eighteen. She rang for the elevator and I headed for the stairs. I just couldnât stand to spend another second with her.
âWant to come up and hang out?â she asked.
âNo.â I knew I was being rude, but I didnât care.
âOkay.â She punched the elevator button again. âI ought to study too.â
Now I felt guilty. Guilty enough to say, âSee you tomorrow.â But not guilty enough to change my mind.
The phone was ringing as I unlocked our door. While Reggie jumped all over me, Maud yelled, âItâs for you, Wilma.â
How could she tell the phone was for me when it was still ringing? We didnât have caller ID. We didnât even have an
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