Then she looked at me and added, âWhat the hellâs wrong with you, Wilma?â
I was slack-mouthed, but Mr. Moore acted like he had been in that sort of fix before. âWho dropped the dime on me, Sheriff?â
âHow many folks in Ebb drive a three-hundred-horse Mustang with custom wheels and Ohio plates? I got half a dozen calls.â Dottie checked her watch. âWhat Iâd like to know is how you got past my deputies â¦â
âYour deputies?â
âI got a tip from the state police that you were coming. They were posted at the county line.â
âOh, sorry. I took a detour through Nebraska City to see some friends. Perhaps your deputies werenât expecting me to come in from the east.â
âApparently not. I was just kidding about the arrest, by the way. You all can go back to hugging and crying now. Iâll see whatâs cookinâ on the stove.â
She strode past us both with a big grin on her face and headed toward my kitchen. Once she was out of sight, my infrequent lodger inquired, âIs there room at the inn?â
Instead of answering like a grown-up woman, I started to cry again. Maybe it was âthe change,â but I donât believe it was.
Chapter 3
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P AWNEE W ISDOM
B Y THE TIME I had dried my eyes and gotten back to the kitchen, Dot was nursing a bottle of cold beer at the table and reading the Lincoln paper. I was about to suggest that she make herself at home when the phone rang.
She was closer than I was, so she grabbed it and chatted for a minute, then she hung up and said, âThat was Mary. Her nose is a little bent out of joint.â
Hail Mary Wade is the county attorney and the Queen Bee of the Quilting Circle, which has had the effect of making her nose double-jointed.
âDoes she know that Mr. Moore is in ⦠?â
Dot held her hand up like a traffic cop. âOf course she does, but donât worry yourself for a minute. Sheâs just got a bee under her bonnet, thatâs all, a jealous little bee.â
The phone rang again and Dottie took a message. It was Dana Yelm, Cliffordâs wife, who had also gotten the news of Mr. Mooreâs arrival. She wanted to make sure that I told him about the drought and the Bowesâ disappearance, as if I needed a reminder. Two shakes later, I got a call from Billie Cater, who had the same identical concern.
When the telephone rang the fourth time, Dottie said, âForGodâs sake, Wilma. Turn the damned thing off! If you donât, weâll never have a momentâs peace.â
The proprietor of a B & B cannot unplug the telephone. Itâs in the manual. While I was putting it on auto-answer, I heard a faint, electronic rendition of âThere Is No Place Like Nebraskaâ coming from another room.
âGoldarnit!â I exclaimed.
âIs that your cell phone?â
âIt sure is.â
âWhere is it?â
âOn the settee in the den, inside my pocketbook.â
âYou cook; Iâll shut it off.â
Dot was back at the table and into her second beer when Mr. Moore came down the kitchen stairs. His outfit â a white oxford shirt with a button-down collar, creased blue jeans, and running shoes â reminded me of what the hip boys wore at Hayes High in the sixties, when I was too young to have a boyfriend but old enough to have a fresh crush every week.
My brief reverie was interrupted by a peck on the cheek. âYou must be the woman of the hour,â he said. âThe phoneâs been ringing off the hook.â
Dot took a swig and replied, âItâs not us, hon. Everyoneâs calling about you, and theyâve all got the same question I have. They want to know whose lives you plan to rearrange while youâre in Ebb.â
âExcuse me?â
âIâm sorry; that was the beer talking. Who do you plan to see this trip?â
âMy daughter and her mother, Wilma, old