needle out of his mouth and said, âWhoa.â
âHuh,â Stefan remarked. He seemed disappointed.
Jarrah, looking shell-shocked, came to them. The Lepercons were now the size of cows. Stunned bystanders stared in awe and horror. Some took pictures with their cell phones. YouTube would be getting some very odd uploads. Thumbs flew across touch screens: Twitter was getting the news out.
Other folks stolidly wheeled their luggage past as though the problem of rapidly enlarging, leprous, cheese-stuffed monsters was just another obstacle to be overcome by the weary traveling public.
âWhat did you do?â Mack asked Jarrah, panting.
âIt was all I could think of. I donât know that much Vargran,â Jarrah said. âI was trying to say âfollow.â I was going to lead them away.â
âThey would have killed you,â Mack said.
âEh,â Jarrah said. âThey might have tried.â
Mack intercepted an admiring look from Stefan. Jarrah was his kind of girl.
âI think what I actually said must have been âgrow,â not âfollow.â âGrow monster.ââ
ââGrow monsterâ?â
Jarrah looked sheepish. âYeah, that could have gone badly, eh?â
The Lepercons were still getting bigger. In fact, they were crowding the baggage area. Lepercons werenât built to be the size of parade balloons, so they were as helpless as slugs. Big, giant slugs.
âAgara!â the one-legged Lepercon slurred.
âYeah? Agara you, you big fat scab!â Jarrah snapped.
Mack spotted his bag on the carousel. He snagged it and wedged it onto the luggage cart along with Jarrahâs and Stefanâs luggage.
Nine Iron was just coming around on the carousel, still wedged between a garment bag and a duffel.
âYou wait right there!â Nine Iron raged. âIâm coming forââ
He paused. Fumbled for his plastic mouthpiece. Breathed. Breathed.
Breathed.
Breathed.
ââyou!â
Mack was breathing as hard as Nine Iron. The fear of death was gone, but he was now surrounded by what had to be a thousand pounds of warm blue cheese or a blue cheeselike product.
Nine Iron was struggling to get up off the carousel, but he was sitting kind of far down, with his legs over the side, so he had to use his walking stick to get himself up. Unfortunately, since Nine Iron was moving, the floor was also moving, and he couldnât get the stick . . . Well, you get the picture.
âDo you have any idea what Lepercons cost?â Nine Iron cried.
âLeave me alone, you crazy old man!â Mack yelled.
âIâll follow you toââ
He breathed. Breathed.
And then the carousel ran Nine Iron straight into the engorging, growing, swelling, bloated butt cheek of a massive Lepercon.
So Mack didnât hear where exactly Nine Iron was going to follow him. He just heard a sort of angry âMmmphh mmmph!â
âLetâs get out of here,â Jarrah said. âPlace smells.â
âBlueturophobia,â Mack said. âItâs a fear of blue cheese.â
âAre you going to have one of your crazy fits?â Stefan asked.
âNot if you knock me out, throw me in a taxi, and donât wake me up until Iâm standing in a shower,â Mack said.
Five seconds later Mack was draped over the luggage. Stefan wheeled himâblissfully unconsciousâtoward the exit.
Chapter Three
N ow weâll explain all the stuff we didnât explain earlier. Itâs called âexposition.â Toss that word into the middle of your next English class. Your teacher will be like, âWow, someone is actually paying attention!â That will be kind of sad, really.
David âMackâ MacAvoy was a normal-looking kid living a normal life in the almost normal city of Sedona, Arizona. He had no idea that he would be called upon to save the world from a terrible evil.
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