him, and I had a funny feeling that he held them that way to keep the fingers from getting him in trouble by doing something clever and full of mischief while he wasnât looking.
âWell, boys and girls,â he drawled in this husky, juicy voice, âhere I am, take a good look. Iâm older than some of your parents, and in some ways a lot more experienced. I come from a family of truckers, not a family of doctors or professors. In fact I used to be a cop.â
That got him some buzzing all right.
He smiled, and it was amazing how wide and toothy that pursed-up, droopy mouth got. âNow you know the worst, right? It gets better. I didnât like being a cop, I got bored being a cop. So I went back to school to make myself into something else: a sort of minor-league shrink. My job is to be around when you need to talk to somebody besides the kid sitting next to you, somebody who hasnât spent his whole life in school. Iâve been outside, I know a few things. Try me.â
My friend Barb jogged me again and whispered, âBetter than old Matthews, anyway.â
To tell the truth, Dr. Brightner did seem pretty okay. Interesting, at least. But this alarm kept dinging way back in my head someplace, warning me. Of something.
âIâm going to start out,â he said, âby asking a few of you to come by my office and spend a little of your free time talking to me so I can get a feel for this place. I need to know the kinds of things that are on peopleâs minds. And Iâd like something to do until somebody flips out and really needs my attention.â
He took a piece of yellow paper out of his pocket. âIâve got a list here,â he said, âwhich I will not read out loud. The people Iâve selected to be my first contacts on this planetââ Laughs. ââwill get a note from me in the next day or two, inviting them to drop by.â
Clang . I knew I was going to be one of those kids.
Sure enough, after lunch I got a printed form delivered to me in French class. It read, âPlease come to my office at for a talk at       today. Brightner.â He had filled in the hour that my free period started that afternoon.
Phooey, I thought; thatâs all I need, a friendly chat with a nosy stranger. I only had one thing on my mind, naturally, but you donât go and discuss your magic grandmother with anybody at school. I hadnât said anything to Barb, even.
My friend Lennie came drifting over as I left the classroom, and I put the summons in my pocket.
He said, âHey, Val, could you do me a favor?â
âSure, what?â I said.
He lowered his voice and moved a little closer to me, looking down at his shoes in embarrassment. âYou know that thing I wrote for English? Petterick wants me to read it out loud to the class. I hate reading out loud. Could you read it for me?â
âOh, come on,â I said, âyouâre not that shy!â
He was, though. Lennie grew up with Spanish as his first language, and he had a little bit of an accent and would sometimes even stammer in English.
So I ended up reading his âLetters from Another Worldâ (we were doing a unit on great travel-writing) for him in English. It was about some creatures called the wigpeople, and hereâs a sample: â âThey sent her home from work because she said she was a wigman or wigwoman. There had been quite a problem in these parts about the wigpeople, did I ever tell you? Huge, huge wigs wandering under the copper beeches, and, Mabel, you can just see the funny toes in the striped socks sticking out through the ends of the hair.â â
The reading got started late, but it was a huge success and it actually took my mind off Gran and Mom. I really got into it and started clowning around and leaving room for the laughter, and what with one thing and another, I only got through about half of