proper, needless to say, even though Cheli
and Conchita must have suspected something), and when he ate at the house heâd
whisper sweet nothings in her ear. Until she couldnât resist and said she would,
sheâd come to his apartment, but they had to plan it very carefully, there were
a lot of obstacles to overcome, because he couldnât pick her up at the boutique
and she couldnât drive to his apartmentâwhat if Marito or one of his friends saw
her car parked in front of Julio Iglesiasâs apartment, how would they explain
that, huh? Thatâs where I came in, Auntie Laura, who else? Best friend,
confidante, the only one who could make this whole thing happen. You canât
imagine, my dear, how nervous Olga MarÃa was at noon that day; the story was
that Iâd invited her out for lunch at a new vegetarian restaurant, so Marito
should pick up the girls and then sheâd go straight back to the boutique after
lunch without going home. That was the story. The idea was that Iâd pick her up
at the boutique around twelve fifteen, then Iâd drop her off at Julio Iglesiasâs
apartment, Iâd go eat lunch at my cousinâs, and at two fifteen Iâd pick her up.
The poor thing was terrified when I got to the boutiqueâshe was still unsure; it
was her first time. But as soon as we got in my car, she relaxed a little. She
was dressed casuallyâa green miniskirt, I remember it perfectlyâbut very
elegant, classy, as usual. She stepped confidently out of the car, and I was the
one left biting my fingernails, wondering how things would go, if finally theyâd
make love or if sheâd only let him kiss herâshe wasnât even sure herself. Iâm
telling you, thatâs the guy who took Julio Iglesiasâs place as vice president of
Maritoâs advertising agency; look how the other employees greet him, with such
respect, not at all like they treated that guy from Madrid Iâve been telling you
about. Anyway, at two fifteen on the dot I was parked in front of Julio
Iglesiasâs apartment; I honked the horn and saw her come outâhappy, glowing, on
cloud nine. I wanted her to tell me everything, all the juicy details,
immediately. She told me she had the best time, better than sheâd ever expected:
heâd made a delicious salad and opened a fine bottle of white wine, ice coldâthe
way she loved it. He started kissing her the minute she stepped into the
apartment, and he never stopped kissing and touching her, so tender, thatâs why
she couldnât resist, and right there in the living room she let him undress her,
and he kissed her all over her body, so gently, a marvel, dear meâthose were her
very words. Then he picked her up and carried her to the bed, but the poor guy
was kind of nervous, tense, so he came really fast, no warning, before they even
got to the good stuff. Then he felt terrible, poor thing, and apologized. But
thatâs no big deal, you know, my dear, it being the first time and all and with
a man who caresses you so affectionately. Thatâs what Olga MarÃa told me before
I dropped her back off at the boutique. Thereâs Sergio and Cuca now. Sergioâs a
handsome devil, I canât figure out how he ended up with Cuca, even though she is
nice, but sheâs not woman enough for him, donât you think? The problem is that
Julio Iglesias started to fall in love. The second timeâI dropped Olga MarÃa off
at his apartment another afternoonânot only did he declare his love and tell her
he was thinking about her constantly but also that he wanted her to be his
forever, she should divorce Marito, it didnât make sense for her to stay with
him if she didnât love him anymore, he wanted to marry her and give her
everything she could ever want, on the spot, right then and there. Can you
imagine? Men really are brutes, my dear: there he had her all to himself, ready
and willing,