card fraud hits lately and with all of our new training Iââ the saleslady started. I raised my hand and halted her words.
âNot every black person lives in poverty, so I hope you learned not to judge a book by its cover,â I told her, using the most snobby voice I could muster. I watched her cheeks turn red and she lowered her head in shame. I picked up my bags that contained over fifteen thousand dollarsâ worth of merchandise, feeling vindicated, and sauntered out of the store with a smile on my face.
When I made it to my car, I threw my bags into the trunk and rushed around to the driverâs-side door to jump inside. I popped open my glove box and pulled out one of the TracFones that Matt, Yancy, and I use to communicate about our little illegal business dealings. I punched in the number to Mattâs new throwaway phone and tapped my fingernails on the steering wheel as I waited for him to answer.
âBae?â Matt answered. I shuddered at the phoniness of him calling me his bae when he knew damn well he was fucking Yancy behind my back.
âAhem.â I cleared my throat and swallowed the hard lump that had formed in the back of it. I took a quick, deep breath so that I wouldnât go crazy on Mattâs ass.
âYeah, Matt, whatâs up?â I said, closing my eyes to keep my feelings at bay.
âYou are not going to believe this shit,â Matt said excitedly. I was quiet. Nothing about him excited me anymore. I mean what was he going to tell me? He got off probation or his trifling-ass family had stopped begging for money?
âBelieve what?â I asked dryly, rolling my eyes.
âOur girl Yancy Yance came through in a major way today,â Matt continued. His voice went up a few notches in pitch when he said that bitchâs name. My insides swirled with a quick flash of jealousy and nausea. Hearing Matt refer to Yancy as âour girlâ almost literally made me throw up.
âYou mean your girl,â I said sarcastically. The fucking nerve of him to refer to her as our girl. Matt was really starting to push my buttons. He was so lucky I had an endgame in mind.
âNot only did she cash those stolen checks but while she was in the bank some dude dropped a Hermès billfold right in front of her,â Matt said with pure admiration in his tone. The mere thought of him and her fucking each other behind my back gave me a queasy feeling in my stomach. It seemed like the more he talked about her, the harder it was for me to keep my hatred at bay.
âAnd?â I said in an annoyed, ready-to-snap tone. It was all I could do to keep myself from going off. Lately, it seemed like Yancy could do no fucking wrong in his eyes.
â And, that shit had a stack in it, plus American Express black and plum cards too,â Matt said overjoyed. As bad as I wanted to be mad and jealous that he was giving Yancy props, when I heard what she had found a quick fleeting feeling of excitement filled my chest and my eyebrows went into arches on my face. That excitement quickly faded when I really thought about what he was saying.
âWait. We donât fuck with American Express cards. American Express monitors their cards like Fort fucking Knox. Anyway, Iâm almost sure the owner of the billfold has already reported them lost,â I reminded Matt. âSo why the fuck would I be excited about that?â I grumbled. I was so blinded by the jealousy of Matt giving Yancy props that I couldnât help but snap on him.
âI know that, Lauren. You ainât let me finish. Damn, so hardheaded,â he said in a disgusted voice.
âThen what? I mean, okay, she found a thousand dollars and a Hermès wallet that we can probably sell but we canât use the fucking cards so what is so great about Miss Yancy Yance, â I snapped, emphasizing his little nickname for her in a mocking way.
âYo, you sound mad salty right now, Lauren. I