suit?â
This brought on a war whoop from Mother, who laughed anew. âOh, my God.â She wiped hereyes with a napkin. âKids, Aunt Doney wore this bathing suit that had to be from the 1880s if it was a day. Well, the darn thing was wool. I mean your Aunt Doney and Uncle Jim could afford a new bathing suit but, well, thatâs another story. She walked into the Bay. . . .â
âAnd the waves hit the shore.â Aunt Louise dabbed her eyes because Aunt Doney was big as a house, the only family member who turned to fat.
Mother laughed more, then returned to the tale, âSo sheâs out there paddling around and finally she comes on in. The day was right hot and to make a long story short, the suit shrunk. Whole sections of Aunt Doney hung over the edges of the suit. She about had a fit.â
âDid it itch?â I wondered.
âYeah and cut the circulation off her legs and arms so Uncle Jim told her she had to take it off, but there wasnât a place to change or wash up. But there was a nice big bucket by the outdoorpump, so we trundled over there. Louise and I had to hold up blankets so no one could see, and she stripped off the bathing suit, washed with the bucket. Sheâd pump and pump, pump and pour. There was a lot to wash. Weâre holding the blankets and remember, weâre not much bigger than you all and our arms grew weary. Uncle Jim hurried to fetch her frock, as he called it. Before he got back to us this wind whipped in right off the Bay and we couldnât hold onto the blankets which were bigger than we were. Honey, there stood Aunt Doney just screaming and hollering vowing to kill us on the spot.â
âI didnât know Uncle Jim could run that fast.â Louise cried from laughter.
âIf sheâd kept her trap shut a few people would have noticed a large white lady naked by the water pump but no, she has to scream bloody murder and everyone on the beach witnessed all that jelly flab quivering.â
They leaned on one another shoulder toshoulder, laughing. One would subside, then the other would start up. They were worse than Leroy and me.
It was good to see Aunt Louise laugh.
âWhat she do to you?â Leroy, cautious of punishment, put down his ham biscuit.
âShe made us go sit on the bench telling us we couldnât swim in the Bay. We were supposed to sit there until the mule jitney came by to carry us back to the train depot.â Mother smiled at the memory.
âDid you?â
âWell. . .,â Mother fudged, since she didnât want Leroy and I to know what a devil she was, except we knew because not much had changed, she was just bigger, thatâs all.
âYour mother told everyone who passed by that an evil fat lady had forced us to sit on the green bench in the searing heat. We were going to dry up and fall down. Oh, it was a pitiful performance.â
Breathlessly Leroy asked, âWhat happened?â
âA nice gentleman walked to the police station and the policeman came by on his horse to see what was doing. Juts really pulled out the stops so he took us to the station and we got cleaned up by the lady behind the desk. We were full of sand. And then they gave us ice cream.â Aunt Louise relished the story.
âAnd they arrested Aunt Doney for cruelty to children.â Mother laughed so hard she had to hold onto Louise or sheâd tump over.
âIt was a mess, I can tell you that, and Uncle Jim had to pay a fine and then he paid them more to keep it out of the papers. Great day.â Louise drew out âdayâ in the Southern manner.
Aunt Doney didnât talk to us the whole way home, and that was a long train ride, I can tell you.â Mother again wiped tears from her eyes.
âWhat did your Mama do when you got home?â Leroyâs shoulders hunched up, already worried.
âShe laughed and laughed. Aunt Doney got somad at her she didnât speak to her for a